Have a taste for the pure? Want to corrupt the innocent? By golly..you can, here in Ireem, we have virgins still!

It's been brought to my attention that we have a few virgins running around the sand, good at running, excellent of wit and sharp of tongue to get out of any situation. What , pray tell..could this sweet, succulent flesh be worth?

One of our very own..Isabo Baxton has admitted to me this night that she is of virgin blood still...how long will that last....

Any more of you out there? Let me know, we'll get you taken care of!

- Tre

9 comments:

Im still virgin (vail twine), and im coming back to Ireem soon (i left for a while)

December 2, 2008 at 3:20 AM  

Please tell me this is a jest! Surely I am not reading of the encouraging of virgins to announce their maidenhood in this newspaper so that they may be deflowered post haste?! Not all girls who arrive in Ireem are eager to 'get taken care of'. I feel certain they would at least appreciate the opportunity to first learn who among the preds are simply cruel, heartless rapists before their status becomes common knowledge.

What I have just read reminds me of preds' hawking of slaves at the auction block. Please, Madam Editor, let the predators of this kingdom do that for themselves!

December 2, 2008 at 4:17 AM  

If such news is published in such a respectable publication as the Ireem Chronicles, it must be accepted as just as accurate, objective and true as all other articles, but similarly limited by the reliability of sources. (which totally negates the accurate, objective and true aspects)

And let it be noted that the list of virgins is entirely voluntary and self-reported...not corroborated by independent sources or examination. So we are invited to apply a "willing suspension of disbelief" when we see some of the names so far. But in this case, I tend to place more reliance on "anonymous" being virgo intacta.

December 2, 2008 at 6:12 AM  

i'm a virgin in ireem... but i'm not in ireem at the moment... and i wont come back untill the fuckin' lag clears up.

December 2, 2008 at 6:46 AM  

I'm a virgin in the lands including Ireem, and my twin Lexxi is as well. So yes we stll exist! However, it pays off at times, for exampe I don't have to worry about getting a funky rash like MJ did. hahaha. I think the hot Drako may corrupt me soon though... he's soooo dreammyyy . =)

December 2, 2008 at 9:47 AM  

Bik Karu raises her hand tentatively, "I'm a born-again virgin, does that count?"

December 2, 2008 at 10:00 AM  

I am a virgin and a citizen! Bwahahaha!

December 2, 2008 at 12:17 PM  

This reader finds it curious when examining the data, a steady population growth and yet a sudden explosion in the number of virgins. Perhaps the term is beginning to be used a bit. . .loose. . .*snickers*

December 2, 2008 at 12:33 PM  

I met a virgin and captured her. I'm sorry to say I don't know any now.

December 2, 2008 at 6:54 PM  

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