BREAKING NEWS - WAR ENDS EVIL WINS

In a long and bloody battle fought in the Arena of Ireem today... under the eyes of the, "very light of Ireem", our beloved Sultana...(author lowers his eyes) herself... Slaver leader Chris and Undead Lord Aizen defeated Skip and Mj to win the war...

The fighters twirled across the floor of the gritty sands of the arena and after a long pitched battle the bodies of Skip and Mj were left lying in the baking hot sun...

Many of the attendees cried out in horror as the forces of good died heroic but fruitless deaths at the hands of the Undead and the Slaver.

Aizen was heard to cry out in the end... "this is for you Nergal", Chris bowed to the Sultana...

in true Ireem fashion a party was held in the slaver camp celebrating the end to the war and enemies and allies partied late into the Ireemian night...

Now chasing can get back to full swing..

(News reported by Chris Wilder)

3 comments:

HURRAH HURRAH EVIL TRIUMPHS ONCE AGAIN... HAIL THE SULTANA!Hail the undead ! Hail the Slavers and all who dwell with them...

December 27, 2008 at 6:49 PM  

Please note that this news was brought to you by the acting slave leader

and shamelessly printed by the chronicles as usual

December 28, 2008 at 12:04 AM  

nmoCome now, Anonymous....do you really expect accuracy or integrity in the Chronicles?!? Have you not been paying attention.....usually "Anonymous" means without a name, but in this case it means without a brain it seems.

December 28, 2008 at 3:35 AM  

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