Ireem Dating Game!

The Ireem Chronicles staff was happy to help Kora host the first ever Ireem Dating Game this past Sunday.
It was a fun time for all on hand as the Slaver Wong had 10 beautiful women vying for his attention. The participants were: Kylara Kuhn, SeaWater McMahon, Evil Serpente, Eve Forgraine, Kora Zenovka, Almira Bluebird, Cedar Mistwalker, Star3450 Xue, slavegia Cerise and Sarra Ballinger.

After the ladies settled themselves down on their cushions Wong began the questioning. There was far too much to report here, however we will provide you with some highlights. Keep in mind that Wong did not know the identity of each woman. He had to decided based soley on the answer they gave.

WongFei Quan: What is that you enjoy the most of Ireem? Be it an activity or a place.
Bachelorette Y (Sarra Ballinger) replies: 'holding hands in the bathhouse *blush*
This answer saw Sarra become the first lady eliminated from the game and all were shocked to see a glimpse of her more sensitive side.

Things became more interesting when Wong asked this question: How much money do you have in your bank account?
Bachelorette G replied: 'We can split your fortune, and we can both be rich....!'
Now as expected Wong quickly eliminated this lady from the game. It was then revealed that she was none other then Kora herself! Wong sighed as he lost his chance with the richest woman in Ireem.

In the end we were down to two ladies: SeaWater McMahon and Evil Serpente.
Wong was determined not to make it easy on them and fired off this doozey: Why do you think you are still single?

Bachelorette V replies: 'do you know what spiders do to the male after she mated with him?'
*Editors note: A visible shiver ran through Wong and many other men upon hearing this answer.
Bachelorette X replies: 'I am still single.. because I don’t settle.. I know he’s out there... somewhere.. maybe he’s an older fellow.. *winks*'

Wong chose Bachelorette X, who turned out to be SeaWater McMahon!
Wong sighed with relief, thankful he hadn’t chosen the undead, Though many overheard Evil vow to have him sooner or later.
Neither Wong nor SeaWater have been available to comment on how their date went, however it has been reliably reported that SeaWater was seen running at a fast pace through the sands. I will let you be the judge of what that may mean.

We here at The Chronicles would like to thank Kora for bringing this wonderful game to us as well as all those who participated or watched the event.


I'm sorry to have missed such a sight, perhaps I'll be able to see the next one.

April 14, 2010 at 4:09 AM  

it was really so funny!!


April 15, 2010 at 2:32 AM  

let me know when the nest is I am at the last of my straws I need a match haha.

Starr Vayandar

April 16, 2010 at 7:31 PM  


My offical comment is as follows:

Wong is an amazing, wonderful, and sometimes good smelling man. I did enjoy my time with him... when he wasnt sleeping or going on about the slave trade.
All and All.. I would love to go out on another date with him any day. Complete Gentleman, as always.

May 3, 2010 at 4:55 PM  

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