The Ireem Chronicles

Hello let me  introduce myself.  I'm  Kev Vyper and I would like to take this time to let everyone know why I want to be Pirate Race  Leader

    When I first arrived in Ireem, I joined as a Pirate, and stayed so until I took a break away for personal reasons. When I returned I tried other races but was drawn back to my roots as a pirate.

    I have been a clan leader in a few races in Ireem, mostly to help others get started with clans. Once they felt established I would pass the clans over to them, for example the Shadow Priests.

    I am currently the leader of the clan Sea Witch  My co leader is Kaya Blinker, Together we started this clan and with the help of a few others pulled together a strong  crew . We have grown to be one of the most active clans in Ireem, and on KOS ranking in the top 3 for activity for the last 10 weeks many of the weeks until recently ranking 1st. Within the Sea Witch we have many rankings letting members grow and develop .

    I feel the Pirates stand in a position to be the strongest race in Ireem with no needs for alliances if all pirates can pull together and work to help and develop new members. The new pirate race should be strong with many rankings from the strongest fighters and captains to the slaves who help to keep the camp running. Each pirate should have a role they can work with for the good of the race and other pirates.

  Once we have all pirates working together, then defending our camp will be as easy as raiding can be with a good raid leader and planning. Volunteers will be needed to help with training and sparring, with healing others before and after raids, teaching new people the basics..ie...working, aging, eating, agility, as well as the different tactics in raiding and defending.  Their is a role and position for everyone and promotions will be given out based on activity and merits. These promotions will be based on the recommendations of the pirate leaders in a council to be established among all of the clans. All leaders will be a part of this council with a vote

    As pirate race leader i would stand to help in all matters passing on my knowledge and skills to others  and skills of others in the race too. The leader is not a figure head to sit back and enjoy the name of the role but an active member of the race and I aim to do this as often as I can.

I thank you all for taking the time to read my Vision and I hope you will chose to vote for me.

Dear Bedouin brothers and sisters.

My Reasons for wanting to lead Bedouin are many, when I first came to Ireem my passion was for the Bedu  , although it took me a little time to finally become one and to learn our ways and customs, I have been here every day since helping all new Bedu and old alike

If I become Race Leader I will follow strongly in the steps of other great leaders, Miriam al- Zafirah, Velvet Hamelin and Pan latte. My main aim is simple, to Unite the Bedu race and to be strong as it once was, now is the time for action , for all bedu Clans we need to unite as one  I feel I have experience to do this, in my travels before this land I have done similar roles and feel this will work in my favour to lead the Bedu race and to strike fear in our enemies hearts and minds, I have learn't a lot from Miriam and she has blessed me with her experience as Race leader. I will strive to make sure each clan in Bedu has an equal say , and i will not make any decisions without the input of the Bedu Council which I will set up with all Clan leaders as members.
I will cater for every type of bedu we have, Fighters, Non combatants, Predators and Prey.

if I am elected I will set up Roles of various positions starting with a Bedu Council with all Clan leaders invited to be apart of it.
 I will be seeking skilled people to fill various positions.  Some of those positions will be appointed by me, others democratically elected by The Council of Elders.  Some of the positions created will be:

CO-LEADER  – To share the Leadership duties and responsibilities.

ADVISOR – Will provide honest and constructive advice to the leader on all matters pertaining to the other races.  He/she will be a skilled diplomat and an eloquent orator.

BEDOUIN SCRIBE – Among other duties, the scribe will be responsible for recording and reporting all matters discussed by “The Council of Elders” and significant event.  Any roleplays that clans want to share can be sent to the scribe to circulate.

The scribe will be called upon to record Bedouin Etiquette, Hospitality and History.  Also a scroll will be written to assist new family members better understand their new family as well as the dangers associated with living in a harsh environment.

COMBAT LEADER and COMBAT COUNCIL -   The Combat leader along with his Council will have the responsibility of training all combatants.   Together they will gather intelligence and report to the Council of Elders.  In times of conflict it will fall upon the Leader and Combat Council to provide clear strategy and planning before leading us proudly into battle.


PREY ADVISOR – NON COMBATANTS – The Prey and Non Combatants have long been forgotten and their roles within the family have been largely overlooked.   They have been a constant support to the family by providing food, shields, bandages and vital intelligence.  Their voices will be heard.   They will be invited to stand before the Council of Elders and report on any issues they may have.  I will work closely with them to ensure that activities are regularly staged and they get the recognition they richly deserve.

So Mighty clans of the Bedu:  Simoon, Sharifa, Najdi, Abd-Al-Aziz , Zafirah, and Shammar it is time to unite and become the most feared and respect race in Ireem, elect me and I will make this happen for all of us.

Gavin Rasheed

Article by: Ragnar Niekerk
Picture by: the Flying Spaghetti Monsta'


Most of you are probably aware that the priests have suffered loss of reputation and troubles since a band of priests from other lands has descended upon Ireem.

I felt, in the beginning, that since they were here, and wore the cloth, and spoke of piety, that I could advise them in the right way and ensure their actions in our lands brought balance and honor to the Gods. I am sorry to report that they have taken many actions against my advice and without my approval... and even against their own clan rules.

The current leader of this Shadow Priest clan, Gavin (phantomg), has failed to lead his people in any way that I could approve. The Shadow Priests swore a solemn oath to protect ALL priests and priestesses from any harm with their swords, but they have, instead, harmed other priests with their underhanded and sneaky methods. I have continued reports of their refusal to aid priests who are being attacked, as well as numerous reports of dishonorable acts around Ireem with other races.

They are young and rash, and maybe in time they'll find another way, but so far they have only brought shame to the neutral priests, who have worked hard to bring dignity to our temple, and aid to all who require it. We cannot lose our relationship with the many races around Ireem, simply because these young and violent priests cannot control themselves.

I brought a case against Gavin and a few of his followers in particular to the Priest Council, and asked for a vote. The group majority voted to excommunicate Gavin and Lissandra. We take no responsibility for their actions, and offer them no support, as we do not trust they will work for the good of all of Ireem.

As our Priest Council has no control over these combatant priests, I decided to stop diplomatic discussions with other raceleaders about our crystals. Shadow Priests control these raids alone now... it makes no sense to convince other leaders to honor our race and donate crystals to our headquarter.

We ask, therefore, that you continue in your friendship with the rest of us, the Neutral Priests, and realize that any bad actions from these Shadow Priest followers of Gavin are not sanctioned by me. We wash our hands of them entirely, while opening our doors to any priests in his following who wish to find a better way and join the Priest Council in our pursuit of peace and balance.

Thank you all for your patience and for all the past support you have given to us, as well as your willingness to accept our assistance, which has been offered with the best intentions.

We look forward to reestablishing trust in our relationships with the people of Ireem in all the races. If you would like to arrange a Neutral priest delegate to help you in your worship and sacrifices for your Gods, please let either me or Folie Luckstone know, so we can arrange (with your approval of our candidate) the best person for the duties.

In the love and worship of all our Gods and Goddesses,

Ragnar Niekerk
Priest Leader
Neutral Clan Leader

Folie Luckstone
Priest Co-Leader

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Any views or opinions presented in this article are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Chronicles. 

Written by Ragnar Niekerk
Edited by the Flying Spaghetti Monsta' in the absence of the two editors.

A notice from the Priest Council to the peoples and creatures of Ireem and its environs:

The priests are dedicated to promoting balance in these lands. Towards that end goal, we are instituting several plans, which may affect you to one degree or another.

First, we devote ourselves to balance. For without balance, chaos and violence will reign. As priests, we also understand the vital necessity of pleasing all the Gods. If one God feels his/her people are suffering unduly, will (S)He not rain down upon us all manner of horrors in his/her wrath? Of course (S)He will. It's only natural.

It is our duty, therefore, as priests dedicated to pleasing all the Gods and Goddesses, to ensure that no group suffers in want while another has more than they can use. Therefore, we are devoting our more fanatical members to the task of ensuring no one race accumulates more than they need, while other groups starve or otherwise suffer.

To be very safe, if you are informed that your group holds more crystals than it should, turn the excess over to the priests immediately for redistribution. That is the wisest course of action. If you fail to take these important steps, and you see a shadow priest approach with determination in his gaze, the safest answer would be to escort him to your stores and offering him the excess without need of drawn swords. If you fail to do so, do not be surprised if you shall feel the might of his holy steel.

Of course, remember that shadow priests are members of the priesthood. They shall not rape, plunder, or murder (unnecessarily), but will do what they must for the good of us all, though it pains them to have to kill any human or other being. If you see them in a social setting, or shopping in the market, or in any other benevolent endeavor, treat them with the respect and kindness all priests deserve.

The second announcement regards another plan to ensure safety for us all. We are sending delegates to every race in the land, to act as emissaries, to assist in rituals, prayers, ceremonies, and all appeasement of the Gods and Goddesses, and to offer solace and comfort to the members of all races who may need it from time to time. Remember that our goal is balance and neutrality, so they will be utilized in times of violence, or when violence may occur due to imbalances. An emissary shall never, ever carry a weapon to take against your race, if he (or she?) is assigned to you.

These counselors are to be trusted and treated as friends. Do not rape or seduce them - they have important work to do. Keep in mind that they have the ear of the Gods and Goddesses. If you wish your God or Goddess to be kind to you, you will be kind to their representative on land. In other words, do not kill them unless you wish your entire race to be afflicted by pestilence, and try to be welcoming, if you can manage it.

For any questions, complaints, please contact Ragnar Niekerk, the founder of Neutral Priest Clan and Priest Council.

 Dear Ireem Citizens!
   

 I am here to announce to you that I, Adele will be running for Mistress of The House of Pleasures. To be co-owned by Wysteria AstraMira.

 The House of Pleasures will be run by two beautiful experienced Djinn ladies. We will take care of our Courtesans and assure that they are properly trained for your desires.

 Refunds are allowed only if you are dissatisfied with your purchase of one of the Courtesans as well a valid reason, If you try to get a refund without a valid reason or lie about it, you will be banished from the house.

 The House of Pleasure will be a home for all, anywhere from enemy's to close friends. Whomever begins violence inside of the House of Pleasure will be banished from the house. Not only pleasure is offered but comfort as well. A place for relaxation, peace, and play.

 The costs for our Courtesans shall remain the same, but donations to the Courtesans are highly encouraged.

 I appreciate you taking your time to read this. We look forward to seeing all of you and hope you enjoy our services!

                                                                            Love,
                                                                                   Adele

Citizens of Ireem,

Some of you may not know me, others may have clashed swords with me. None the less I urge you to vote my name Wendigo (Aella Falconer) as stable owner.

Of all of Ireem, I am the most experience to take care of your finest stallions, mares, colts, fillies and camels. If you remember my guarding once was the proprietor of the stables.

Have an injured animal? No problem at all. My kind slaves, ahem, staff will nurse it back to health or dispose of the animal discreetly.

Life at the stables will not just be about business. There are games to be had. Join in:

Daily Hunts: Animals are always losing items. The best seeker in the kingdom of sand will fill his or her pocket with dinars.

Horse races: Do you have the fastest steed in Ireem

Camel Races: Is your camel the best of its breed?

Scorpion Fights: Are your scorpions as deadly as you are?

Feasts in the sands: Join me in the kindom under the full moon and bright stars for a night of pleasure, great food, song, dance and drink to be had.

Wendigo

Above the grande arena, a massive dome! Two enter... only one leaves alive... ahem, well, only one wins!






It was built for today's exciting brawls. Ireemians stood around, all shouting for their favorite lass or gent! I arrive just in time to catch the match between the undead Ash and the charming mer, Leah!

For Ireem's Physician office election:

Please vote for Yayoo - who will have as his co-helper - his dear Wife Nami - joyful life she shares with us -  to help serve our Ireem community that we care so much for.

Please allow us to continue to serve the health care needs of Ireem.


We do all possible to heal all in need of help  however possible in all ways.

We are a stable loving couple well established in Ireem & both share a deep devotion to healing & have supportive positive attitudes toward life.

We do our best to learn from the many healers we meet & be open to life & the wisdom's of the great spirits that we can commune with - when our hearts are open♥

Regardless of your wounds or color of your blood, we will try to heal you as soon and as painlessly as possible.

We also conduct meetings in the arts of healing where we can all share of our knowledge together in a warm supportive environment.

The study of healing has long been a passion to both of us.

Yayoo has studied with many of the doctors who have run the hospital since his arrival to Ireem, long ago.

over the years - Yayoo has also gathered many resources from the history of the great healing traditions that he uses to help us grow in health for your body - mind - & spirit.

We wish to hire senior staff, & help encourage any interested in learning about the healing arts.

  Please apply within or by letter.
         ((IM will do fine))

Greetings Ireem!  I am sending out a call to the populace for support in obtaining the Arabesque. You, know if your a regular at the monthly themed dances how I love to throw a good party.

 As owner of the Arab, there will be dances, events, hot slaves in silks or nothing at all to wiggle, shake an shimmy for your pleasure and theirs too if you stroke them right!

I can promise, the food will always be stocked! And, at fair pricing.. come spend your dinars on the dancers forget the food.

Vote for Soh, Ireem... I will move your body babe.