The Ireem Chronicles

Searching for a release of Sonoran and Princess Page Siegel from the Magic of the Bottle which has them both bound together!

With the combined effort of  Indi Queen of the Djinn Misfits  &  Kai Magi Leader they found an ancient scroll that speaks of a great battlle when the Ancient Palace was destroyed ... but the war was won.  In this scroll it speaks of many who paid the ultimate sacrifice protecting the city from an ancient evil... Among the fallen Sonora's name was listed.  The ancient scroll which was found in the enemies fallen encampment speaks of how Sonoran was bound while her attention was focused on her powers attempting to protect the Ancient Palace.

  Once Sonoran was bound the ancient script used was torn into pieces, rolled up into smaller scrolls and hidden in 4 Magical Elemantal Cases (FIRE, AIR, WATER,EARTH) in 4 different locations. The Green Jade heart also was hidden.

The JADE HEART and FOUR cases with the ancient scrolls pieces must be united to give the clue needed to free Sonoran and Princess Page.

To the ones that finds an ancient scroll case with the scroll intact a reward of G 1000 per case
To the one that finds the Sacred Jade Heart G 2000 for it's safe return.

Please Contact Page Siegel to safely return the items and be paid .

((OOC note: Touch Case or Jade Heart and Buy for L$0 then return to Page Siegel
and click no to animate your avatar.))

Princess Page was given an enchanted bottle for a show she was working on ..The enchantment on the bottle was to allow her to go in and out of the bottle ...

Princess Page was in the bottle when Ehson came in the Arabesque Cafe. When he touched the bottle and took/stole it something happened and the spirit of the Djinn [Sonoran]  awoke ...  When summoned from the bottle by the new Master of the bottle Ehson...Princess Page and Sonoran where joined together in Princess Page's body.... with a  somewhat shared conciousness.

Princess Page is now bound to the magic of the bottle as much as Sonoran is. They are both bound together to, "The Will of the Master of the Bottle!"

A milenium ago there was a great battle ... Sonoran believes she  she was protecting the ancient palace... seeing this one is built on the ancient stones of the old one.... Sonoran remembers hearing voices raised in chanting and she was then bound to the bottle... and the will of the Master of the bottle......many masters came and went through the ages till all fell silent.... hundreds of years she was trapped in the bottle in silence ...Sonoran will look for those who imprisoned her there... to seek her and Princess Page's release.

It seems information is being sought by the Djinn for ancient scrolls relating to this matter from the Magi ... We will give more information as it becomes available.

Vote Alreania DaSilva For Dolphin Baths

After a long hard battle you will need a place to relax. If I own the baths you will be enveloped in the hot steam as you enter, and attended to in the most pleasurable manner by the sexy youthful women I will hire. Imagine your tense body rippling as skilled hands massage and rub their way over your body. Relaxation whenever you need it is a firm reason to vote for me.

Ladies I promise to find the most handsome of attendants for you as well. I will bring you strong well-defined men with skillful hands that know where to knead away stresses of the day. Cleanse yourself for your husbands and masters, or simply for yourself.

I will keep many scented oils in stock for the bathing pleasures of both sexes. Perfumes, colognes and heated oils will also be available for your pleasure.

Take a moment to vote for me… Vote Alreania DaSilva for the Dolphin Baths.

Alreania

~Nox~

We of Nox work from the darkness and shadow in order to serve the light,
for there can not be one with out the other .

The Knights of the Nox clan do not shudder in fear of the Night..
We embrace this as our element. Those who join together to work towards our goals
will be a part of a richly diverse Team.
There are those who preach Darkness is evil and to be reviled.
But with out Dark there is no light .
The Goddess Nu and her Mate Numa blessed these heavens with their children both of light and dark.

It is in serving justice to those who do offend the Law,
and seek to subvert it to their own hand , that Nox will rise .
Let the the hushed whispers of plots and sedition
arm us to serve the ballance between Light and the true evil.

~ Clan Nox ~

We are those seeking to bring balance to the Justice in the City of Ireem .
Not thru political posturing or multi faced exhaustive machinations.

Ego and other false illusions are not welcome .
We judge our fellows on their current acts
not how they may have conducted themselves in the past .

We welcome any who would work with us
to achieve the goals of Justice.

We embrace those with gifts both light and dark
to join with us in the struggle
to bring balance to the City.

Clan Nox will offer a haven to those with the unique outlooks
and skills willing to offer them in service to the city
and those with in its walls.

We will not Impose our personal views of Morality
on those we serve and seek to protect.

Nox recognizes not all beings are of Human origins
And when they are with in the city and acting lawfully,
should not be judged by Human standards of personal morality.

For those who wish further information
contact

Ai Vari Maalt Xule [ Aiyana Hawker ] or any other Member of Clan Nox we are open enrollment at this time and welcome new members.

Dear Granny I am living with a man whose wife just left him a few months ago. They have a daughter and son together but she ran away with them. I have been seeing him in secret behind his wife for over a year anyway, but the problem is that I am still jealous of her. He talked about their children all the time and always going on about the nice time they have together. Is that normal? I feel like I am just a second choice to her despite my much higher social standing. And I always wonder that he only chose me because she ran away. What should I do?

Granny Get a hold of yourself is what I say! Because I don't really have a answer. For the thousands and thousands of men that I have been with (oi, you at the back, stop the snickering!) none of them would spend anytime thinking about other women. I guess you could try some self improvement. Ask the Djinn doctor to give you a bigger boobs, or go to the Bakery to learn some cooking. Failing that, there is always the House of Pleasure where you can picked up some bedroom tricks too.

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Dear Granny The man I married is wonderful. Trouble is his mother is terrible. She is always trying to gain his affections. Recently her tricks has been getting worse. Not only she was always hanging out in our tent, but she was trying to bribe our children with toys and camel milk sweets! What should I do to deal with this in law from hell?

Granny Try anal sex and win his heart. If it doesn't work, at least the pain would drive you mad enough to kill that horrid woman.

Dearest Ireemians,

I humbly come before you to kindly request your vote in the election for the position of Mistress at the wonderful House of Pleasure.

The months of inactivity at my place of work have been difficult to sit back and endure, however upon discovering the elections would be opening up, I leaped at the first chance I had to sign up.. Hoping and dreaming I would soon have the opportunity to turn the infamous, yet abandoned, red building above the Arabesque into the booming center of pleasure I know it could be.

With my candidacy I offer my skills from my official training as a Courtesan inside of the Sultana’s Royal Harem, as well as 90+ days of training as a street Courtesan at the House of Pleasure itself. As the House of Pleasure’s most active, diligent, hard-working and dedicated member of staff I offer much knowledge that will provide assistance with sponsored events, dances, seminars, and whatever else your lovely, twisted little hearts may desire.
I have been fully trained in the skills in which I know how to please, and given the opportunity, I know I can make Ireem, and you, proud. So please, let me rise to the occasion, and I am sure I can make your own dreams come true.

Forever yours,
Najah Gharam.

Candidate Statement from Fateema

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The Dolphin Baths are an oft neglected yet supreme resource in Ireem. Our citizens are constantly on alert for random attacks and yes even wars between clans and groups. Why to stay refreshed ~ in good muscle tone and alert ~ the Baths and Expert Massages are a necessity here!

Every man , woman and creature is constantly vigilant, suffering from stress, wounds and assaults recieved in combat.

Only a soothing bath with medicinal herbs and oils followed by a true therapeutic massage given by strong yet tender hands can restore them to peak capacity. And I , Fateema Asalia, am able to provide this. (smiles ) Healing relaxation and massage are a specialty of mine learned from the very best of many sources both magical and earthly...Yes I have been sought by everyone from Sultans, Shieks and Kings to paupers and slaves for restoring their precious bodies to full glorious functioning . How delighted I would be to have the Dolphin Baths as my venue to share these skills with my beloved co-citizens of Ireem and the sands.


I promise to be available and accessible, training my employees in these most special arts and to have this wondrous source of healing ready for all in Ireem.

I humbly ask for the votes of our people of all races and clans to manage these most beautiful baths and massage rooms and maintain a standard of excellence we have not experienced here before.
Salaam Ireem ( smiles )

An article by submitted by Azeem Amīrah 'Cathereine Night'

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Who Are The Azeem - What Do We Stand For?

We are the Azeem, true and noble knights based on fairness, justice, and chivalry as true knights of the old code. For those who did not know Azeem means Defenders, a fitting name for how we serve the Sultana and her citizens in the Jewel of the Desert that is Ireem.

Our goal dear citizens and hopefuls is to serve the city with fairness and humble devotion of true nobility. We believe that it is not simply age or status or blood that makes one great, but a true noble spirit resides inside those willing to help and serve others.

What the Azeem will do for the city, if allowed to become numerous and plentiful, is keep true order without the need for torture and bloodshed whenever possible.

This does not mean that we are weak, in fact all of the Azeem will be expected to attend regular training exercises to sharpen their skills. All will be expected to fight when necessary, but begin every encounter by respectfully giving law breakers a chance to make amends. In other words peaceful negotiations in the city is our ultimate goal.

Too long has there been corruption in the ranks of the knights. The Azeem seek to be fair despite any friendships or past affiliations we may have with other groups and clans. We vow to look at all sides of every conflict before issuing justice to those who have done wrong. All criminals will be allowed a lawyer to represent them if they so desire, all knights will be trained to give those booked for trial this choice.

I hope that the citizens of Ireem like the idea of just knights and will rally in our favor so we can do our job and serve them. Feel free to contact Azeem Amīrah 'Cathereine Night' or Amir ul-Umara 'Alreania DaSilva' with any further questions about our Knights clan. Thank you.

An update of the latest war betwen Beduoins and Slavers, kindly provided to the Chronicles by Eve Forgraine, a Beduoins Commander.

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The first battle of the Slaver Bedu war is over after much blood of both sides was spread across the sands... First round was a raid on the smelly slaver camp. While bedouins fought bravely the slavers were hiding behind their girls, peeing their pink panties, trembling so hard that the tents in which they were hiding nearly broke.
Though their girls protected the crying slavers with the help of even smellier undeads and won the battle by outnumbering our brave bedouin fighters.
Also the bedouins couldnt hit the girls so hard, feeling compassion for them as its known bedouin have a very gentle soul and a heart of gold.
After paying Am's crazy price for the captured ones the slavers raided the bedouin camp.
Thanks to Nino and other knights the bedouin could regain their honor and kick the slavers bums!

So it ended with a draw 1:1, but this isnt the end of the war, the sands are possesion of us, the bedouins and we will prove that in the next battles!

warm breezes, Eve Forgraine

I'm asking for the votes of the Ireemians as one of the undead that is running for the positon. I'm an honest hard working sweet little brat I mean girl..... okay lets just leave it at sweet.

I spend many hours on the sand and believe a job such as this would be good for me and keep my mind and body occupied. I can wield a hacksaw and axe as good as the rest of them... with actual dead carcases of animals of course, would never dream of using anything sharp on anything living... except maybe.....

For fun perhaps having wrestling contests once a month to keep your slaves strong, or maybe yourself wrestling with them... as I don't have mud as it never rains can do it in blood.

I'll do deliveries myself to the caffe's on a daily basis, and of course to the palace to supply the guards and the royaly. (maybe finally I'll get invited to tea.)

Keep an undead employed, busy and off the streets.

vote for Aleyah (Elusive Cristole)