Boys playing in a cave near FarCity recently discovered a long lost treasure. Amed Flange and his friend Rashid Chickpea stumbled over a partially buried chest of badly decayed wood. They say there was writing on the chest but as they scratched at the rocks and mud to free the chest, it crumbled into dust.
All that was left was a parcel of dirty rags. Mindful of what had happened to the chest, the boys said they carefully picked up the bundle of rags. To their amazement a treasure of gleaming gold and lapis lazuli fell from the shredded heap of cloth.
The boys said they knew this was something important so they took it to the village headman, Hammon Dafun. Dafun in his turn carried the object to the local temple, where he showed it to the high priest, Sulimon Solomon. Solomon cried out loudly that the boys had restored to the people a most marvelous and powerful treasure.
The learned scholar and mystic, Darian Estoile, was asked to examine the object and authenticate the find. After extensive research and testing, Doctor Estoile confirmed that the boys had found the Great Collar of the Sacred Anus of Anubis. The collar has long been thought to have been destroyed by the defilers of the temple.
Estoile postulates that the item was smuggled away and hidden by devote believers shortly before the invaders breached the door of the inner chamber of the holies. Furthermore he avers that it is a great miracle that it has been preserved so well.
There are dark stories about the origins of the beautiful collar. Many say it was made for the god by his slaves in the underworld and brought to the mortal plane to give his followers a lasting taste of his power. It is reputed to have powerful magic and its ownership is highly disputed by various groups intent on acquiring this power for themselves.
Since there is so much conflict about the ownership of the collar it has been decided that the collar will be kept in the Ireem Museum of the Sacred. The Museum is known the world over for its security. The Great Collar of the Sacred Anus of Anubis will be displayed so that all believers may cast their eyes upon this glorious gift from the God Anubis.
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Xan said...
*reads the article and laughs, turning to Chantalle and Damien* so... says here they found, and I quote 'Great Collar of the Sacred Anus of Anubis' .... *look amused* so... this Anubis's sacred ass had a collar.... how... different
August 11, 2010 at 8:27 AM
Chantalle Atlass said...
* blinks inocently and looks to Xan and Damien * "I confess i am just wondering how do they even know he used a collar in his ass...Did they had a scroll with all kinds of items near this Anubis parts?"* twists my nose and smells the air * " I wonder if it ends on the Anus collar or there is another hidden treasure...coughs....more frontal "
August 11, 2010 at 9:53 AM