The Ireem Chronicles

Velvet, the beautiful leader of Simoon clan, was talking to the Ireem Chronicles tonight, in our brand new feature, Little Chat.

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(Little Chat) Well, Velvet. Welcome to the Chronicles. How are you today?

(Velvet) *smiles sweetly as she lifts her hand and sweeps her fringe away from her forehead slowly* I’m very well and yourself?

Very good. You have recently become the Leader of the Simoon Clan. Tell us a bit more about that?

*smiles proudly* We a small clan but we strive on honesty, loyalty and most of all dedication to each other and to other deserving people

Let's move on from the introductory question and cut to something that our reader will be interested it. Would you have go out on a date with Knight Commander Ash, if it's for say a charitable cause?"

*giggles* It would have to be a very special charity close to my heart, so the answer to that questions will be yes if it suits my requirements

Would the requirements including Ash must take a bath before and tied his hands behind his back during the whole time?

No the first requirements would be that he is no longer a married man and yes he could do with a bath

Let's move on to the next subject. You are widely considered as one of the nicest person in Ireem. What is the meanest thing you've ever done to anyone in here?

Teasing the Knights? *giggle* I once peed in their pot in front of the headquarters? i don’t know, there are too many to think of right now

Did you get caught?

No it was just my sisters Juliet and Stardust, we were slightly intoxicated at the time

Let's move on to your friends then. You have many friends in the city, at least judging from the number of people who claimed to be your friends. But you if you can only invite 3 of them for dinner, who would they be?"

Icy, Sonya and Juliet

And would you cook or would you order the kebab from the Fatted Calf

Ooh I would definitely cook a hearty meal for them with lots of good rum and I might even get some slave men to entertain us while we eat

Speaking of cooking, what is your favourite dish to cook?

My best dish to cook would be camelstew

Would you say cooking is more challenging than fighting the slavers?

Oh yes definitely, the slavers are a breeze

What would you consider as an ideal night out in Ireem?

I would like all the men oiled, with their hands tied behind their backs and on their knees, with a few to serve us woman drinks, lots of rum, good music and heirija must be wafting through the streets

if we are to make a play about your life, who would you like to play your character in the play?

I would think Sonya

If you could have a magical power for one day, what would that be?

That the storm clouds would rain down hearts with bows wrapped around them and fill the streets of Ireem with love and peace

Fish or Lamb?

Fish

Tall man or Short man?

Tall

Children, boy or girl?

Girl

if you get trap in a boat, slaver or undead as companion

Neither

Well thank you very much for taking time speaking to us

*Giggles* Thank you for your time