The Ireem Chronicles

Good citizens of Ireem, I have the pleasure today of bringing you news of monumental import! Rarely does a story cross our desk that has the potential to effect so many.

*Editors Note: If someone would be so kind as to go to the Bedouin camp and read the story to them, I am sure they would be grateful.

This story begins last week. Damien Sack, the foul undead with large wings, attacked and captured the Knight Milua Schor. We all know Damien and the pleasure he takes in torturing innocent people so what follows should surprise no one. In his usual cruel manner he satisfied his blood lust. Slicing open Milly’s stomach he offered her innocent blood to Hora Ma. After that he tried to force Milly to drink his tainted blood as his undead minions watched and laughed. To complete his little ritual he drub Milly to an open fire and forced her face into the flames, Only the help of the city’s most skilled healers saved her life.

This dear readers is where the story takes a new turn. When she finally emerged from the hospital Milly had changed. Her anger for the Undead and those that torture innocent people had defined and focused her. She vowed that the Undead would finally be made to suffer the same treatment they so regularly dish out to others. Milly submitted her plans to our beloved Sultana for approval. It Is my great pleasure to report to you that The Sultana has given Milly her full support!

Her royal approval in hand Milly set out to begin setting things right. The first undead to feel this new justice was Loona (Gatha Loon). My wife and I just happened to be passing by the dungeon when the most awful scream reached our ears. With some difficulty I managed to convince Dinky that we should put off our trip to the bath house and see what was going on down there. Pouting as always Dinky followed me into the dungeon.

What we saw in that cold place will be forever etched into my memory. Milly stood guard, but allowed us to observe so that we might report to the city. Loona was bound to some sort of device in one of the cells. In the cell with her was Richard Braveheart. The things we witnessed are almost beyond description. I will just say that Dinky begged me to take her out of the dungeon when Richard began to slowly pull out Loona’s intestines.

It is clear that a new day has dawned in our beloved kingdom. No longer will the Knights stand by and let the foul undead have free reign. I for one say it is about time. The good people of this city have been forced to live in fear for far too long.

As always we here at The Chronicles try to bring you all sides of a story. That being the case I spoke to the Undead Una Flux who is well known to be Damien’s consort. I asked her what she thought of the new direction of the Knights. I will leave you with her comment….

Una Flux: about time someone has some balls in the knight's camp, too bad they aren't creative enough to think of their own tortures.. but is flattering really I suppose.. to be copied and then blamed for all the troubles in Ireem...