While Misty may have been accosted by Skip while sleeping..it seems she is also accosting Knights while they sleep...she was seen opening Chatoman's pants while he idled around not paying attention, and then....biting him as she pulled out his manhood and left it to dangle there...

What can be done about this I ask you, are we not safe even when we sleep?

- Tre

2 comments:

Hmmmm...the Guard was asleep at his post. That doesn't sound very good, now does it? I was asleep in my "bed". Please, this does not compare to the actions of that terrible necro, Skip. and a reference to that incident should not have been made.
As for exposing his manly pillar, I was only trying to help him. The poor man was straining against his pants to the point that they were ready to burst. Additionally, I was kind enough to nibble on his shoulder for my morning breakfast, rather than munch on his sausage. My sister and I could have done much worst, and made him a plaything for our undead "underworlds", but we did show great constraint in our actions, and should be commended for that.
The emphasis should rather be that the Knights are not providing the level of protection they claim to offer the citizens of Ireem.

October 26, 2008 at 9:51 AM  

A solution to this problem is readily apparent.

All the knights should work in the nude, so as to prevent this kind of activity in the future. They may rest easy then, without worry that Undead monsters are manipulating their clothing while they rest.

-Anneliese

October 26, 2008 at 10:34 AM  

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