The Ireem Chronicles

It is the sad duty of the Undead Family to inform the citizens of Ireem that the city and sands will be covered in blood, much to our sincere and deep regret.

Our spies in the knights' ranks have informed us that the knights seek help from the weak and pitiful Magi in order to clear the catacombs of any monsters, vampires, zombies, witches, and, let's not forget, succubi.

We are aware that the Magi are normally too busy to be a nuisance, focused as they are on finding a cure for the Magi Malady. (If you don't know what that is, simply ask any unsatisfied former slave of a mage... she will surely have a sad, frustrating, and unfulfilling tale to tell.)

Their swords are of little threat to the powerful Undead Family, however, they do hold knowledge of the only method known to man, of turning an Undead into that detestable and pitiful creature known as "human".

Therefore, we feel a slight tremor of anxiety, and thus are compelled to kill any mage on sight.

We wish to take this opportunity to also announce that any citizen, prey, or predator, who has a fancy for a particular knight, should find the opportunity soon to see their dreams fulfilled. For we will be capturing and auctioning off any knight we can find.

The only exception will be Dream and Lancelot. We will not auction them. They know what lies in store for them instead. Trust us -- it is not pretty.

Kindest regards in this time of general mayhem and murder to all the people of Ireem (except for knights, magi, and any palace personnel who gave them the idea of this terrible alliance).

The Loving Undead Family

P. S. Thank you, Bobo, for all your help.