The Ireem Chronicles

While sitting in the auction site this morning I was approached by an undead woman named Anneliese Wolfenhaut. Apparently she has found the lack of intelligence and basic reading skills among the knighthood to be a sad situation. But she seems to be willing to help out if any knights are interested. What follows is her advertisement and was just too humors for me to not post it.

Reading Lessons for Ignorant Knights

It has come to our attention that some of the newish knights about Ireem are sorely lacking in knowledge of the basic history of Ireem, not to mention completely unaware of some of the juicier gossip.

The problem appears to stem from a sad case of illiteracy.

Never fear. Anneliese Wolfenhaut, once again, is willing to assist the knights in overcoming their faults.

If you know of an ignorant and/or illiterate knight, please capture them and bring them to Anneliese, and she will force-feed them literacy and higher learning.

They will then be able to read the vastly educational and entertaining history of Ireem, which can be found in the archives of The Ireem Chronicles. And then they would know better than to say half the stupid things they say. Truly, this benefits us all.

$100 dinar for 4 sessions, or the promise to not attack her without a good reason for at least a week. (You will have to convince her if you think your reasons to attack her are justified.)