The Ireem Chronicles

My faithful readers,
Today I found the dungeon guard leader Rana Robbiani milling about the auction site. Doing my duty as a good reporter I requested an interview with her. She readily agreed and followed Dinky and I to the chronicles office. I was very eager to hear her response to the plans of Arian Clip that I reported in an earlier interview. We sat down in the office with her guard Polo at the door for her protection.

Tim Speiser: Rana you are the current leader of the dungeon. My first question is have you read my interview with the undead Arian?
Rana Robbiani: yes i have done that
Rana Robbiani spits water on the floor
Tim Speiser: Would you care to respond to his accusations that you are the reason the dungeoners have all but disappeared?
Rana Robbiani slams her fist in the table..... “He is a liar!”
Tim Speiser shrugs " He is undead that is expected."
Dinky Wingtips winces as she slams her hand on the table and looks up " careful please ! that is antique...."
Rana Robbiani: if they leave its because they don’t like my rules or because they fight badly.
Rana Robbiani sips water again. “Our duty is to follow orders from sultana not cuddle with people here in the sun!”
Tim Speiser: Very well, and if you are elected again how do you plan to improve the dungeoners position here in Ireem?
Rana Robbiani looks at the painting on the wall then whisper to them both..…“For a dungeon the most important thing is to follow orders from sultana.”
Dinky Wingtips nods in agreement
Rana Robbiani grins.…“If i become leader again i going to clean this kingdom from scum like Arian and I will do whatever it takes to get there.”
Robbiani: Besides he smells awful so if he becomes leader he would be alone
Dinky Wingtips grins
Rana Robbiani grins too
Tim Speiser: Truly? That is a lofty and admirable goal. Is there anything else you would like to say to your dungeoners or the people of Ireem?
Rana Robbiani: yes there is
Rana Robbiani sharpens her nails with her sword then turns to them…“we need a woman as a leader for the dungeon because if we get a thing like Arian at that position...we would have a group of smelly things that runs around cuddling cruising with all preys.”
Rana Robbiani: and that’s not what we are here for
Rana Robbiani looks at them
Dinky Wingtips grins over to Sir thinking cuddling is not that bad....
Tim Speiser nods " very good I will be sure to get your message out to Ireem. Little one did you have any questions for Rana?"
Dinky Wingtips shakes her head, then hesitates " yes...one.....where do you buy your clothes ?" she smirks....
Rana Robbiani: Ooooh good one dinky
Rana Robbiani leans over to dinky and whispers..…“Husky’s dear.”
Dinky Wingtips giggles

At this point I realized that the interview had ended and girl talk begun. But as an after thought Rana mentioned to me that lately as leader she does not have time to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh properly, having to resort to “quickies” for her satisfaction. To solve this problem she intends to give the dungeon guards free time every day so that they might enjoy these pleasures fully. No matter what her plans they must be better then having an undead in charge of the city’s dungeon. I urge all dungeoners to vote wisely in this upcoming election.