The Ireem Chronicles

The slaver leader election is upon us with the leaving of Jaril. Due to the high number of candidates the election will run in two parts. The first part will have all six candidates. They have each submitted a brief statement for you to consider. The voting will commence and last for forty eight hours. The two candidates with the highest number of votes will then be interviewed by the chronicles staff. After these interviews are published the voting will begin again to determine the new slaver leader. Chose well slavers!

Arial Beaumont
My Mission for the Slaver's is clear and simple, to Protect the Slave trade in Ireem by any means necessary. For too long the Slavers have been distracted from what we do best... Training and trading in Slaves. One of the many ways I want to do this is by re-establishing the trade between us Slavers and the Palace harem.
I've been a Slaver all my life, never having once even entered into the realms of other clans such as the Bedouin (*Spits). Unlike many of the other candidates I am a Slaver through and through and always will be. I have known Ireem for many years now, and therefore seen many leaders come and go. I know in my heart I have what it takes to bring us Slavers back to our former glory of being the most respected, if not feared clan in all of Ireem.
I have big ideas to give Slavers the best camp we could possibly have for us to train and enjoy our slaves without fear of being attacked by unwanted visitors. It is time for the Slavers to unite once again to protect our most treasured Slave trade ! A vote for me is a vote for the freedom to be a Slaver! Did I mention I also want to wipe the Bedouin out from the face of the Desert AND make them all into our very own permanent camp slaves?



Leoxis Werefox
Dear slavers
I believe you want a strong Warrior as your leader. Someone that can protect YOU and not the other way around! Now I have proven I can protect my family countless times, every day. I promise I will show no fear to our enemies as well, but...I will sit down and talk with all of the other Leaders and see where we stand with them. Whatever drama any of you may have had with Jaril is over. The past is the past. It is a new time....a time where we, the slavers, will rule Ireem and CRUSH ALL beneath our feet!!!!!
Leo the Lion



WongFei Quan
Well, what can I say in my defense. Turbulent times are ahead, with my experience as fighter, diplomat and leader we can turn the tides for all this problems on Ireem suit our purposes.

I don’t promise wild constant slaughters, or rooms filled to the brim with slaves, but I can help the whole guild lead their outlaw lives in a better way.

Wong Fei Hong.



Raiden Yarrowroot
Brothers and Sisters.

Our leader has left us for other shores. This has left us vulnerable in the eyes of the other groups. The slavers cannot and will not be seen as weak...we are a strong and proud group with a history of trade in Ireem.

In times like these we are in need of a strong wind and a sturdy sail. I will steer our ship towards rich shores...filled with profits and beautiful prey...I want the slavers to be a strong family...taking care of each other and helping out. There are many things possible when we work as a group.

Now is the time for slavers...I will insure that we grow stronger each day. Our family will rule Ireem in a way that will make the earth tremble and the other groups run for safety of their tents...we have already begun a massive operation to acquire some new....friends...who will guarantee our profits will be high for years to come.

Slavers are a strong and rowdy lot...we love our rum and our slaves....but we also love profit...together we will raise our scorpion sails and plot a course for fun and adventure!

Raiden Yarrowroot
1st General Slavers



Shaka Brandris
I have the strength and loyalty to lead my family of Slavers.
I am committed to our lifestyle, I have the skill and ability to train and command.
Co-ordinate our army to succeed in all we try to accomplish.
I can negotiate with others in any capacity .Well everyone of my family know me..... know how hot is my head and know that I am man with honor.... well maybe I am not so good in talk but my sword speak well . I know what is to be SLAVER.... we are not just some rude people who hunt girl and rape them .... and we are not gentlemen like knights .... we are wild people who know how to keep most pretty girls around us and make them adore us ... and our enemies are scared of us because we are most strong family in Ireem.... well my SLAVERS I am Shaka ..... one of us if you want me for your leader vote for me .... vote for one of US ...




Siltio Benusconi
.....only a few words why they want ot be leader and why they are the best for the job.....

Salaam
My name is Siltio, the runner!
It is not a problem to use few words to say why i want to be the slaver leader.
It is time for the slaver group to rise to a highest level, to take the right place inside ireem!
Slavers are fierce people, great warriors, capable businessman!
They only need a guide, someone that tell them what to do, how and when!
That's why i decided to run for the leader role:

I AM THE RIGHT MAN AT THE RIGHT TIME FOR THE RIGHT ROLE!

Safe paths
signed
Siltio, the runner, candidate for the slaver leader role

As I sit in Auction I hear all, behind my veil I listen, and oh how you all like to chit chat. *smiles sweetly*
Its been a busy week in this fair city of ours.... From political intrigue to forbidden love, we have had it all

Firstly, what a time for the Knights Leader? Not only is she fighting her own knights but she also seems to be fighting with her own heart. She has been seen on too many occasions, in intimate poses with a certain slaver who shall remain anonymous.... could this be the real reason why Jordi is losing control of her camp?

And Spring is in the air at the Palace it seems... Two prominent palace members, the royal guard Leader Polo Olchowy and the royal scribe Lady Elysa, were spotted on a high tower overlooking the desert at sunset recently. It’s hard to imagine that they were discussing business in such a romantic atmosphere -- could something else be in the wind?

Ahhh and onto politics and scandel.... who could miss out dear Lord Arian? Rumour has it that he has been meeting our beloved Sultana on a very regular basis.... What could be in the air here, surly not love (or at least we hope not), but intrigue and power are always on this Dungeon Leaders mind.. is he aiming for the Ultimate Power of Ireem? Although we also hear that a couple of prey are looking at making this Undead a pet, but I can never imagine mindy and Mahi getting a collar big enough to fit over this 'mans' ego!

On a sadder note.... There is rumour that MJ's previous wives have been found... although not in the best condition.
While searching in the Palace ultility closet, for what, no one knows, our favorite naked slave Kal came across the unfortunate womens remains.. with the wise words "How did that get in there...", he quickly slammed the door and plans never to return there again! MJ will be notified and be ordered to clean up the mess.

And speaking of Kal, it seems he is now being looked on as the most desirable male in Ireem. How this can happen is a mystery to me, what with all these strong masculine preds around... who knows, maybe us girls really do prefer a man who makes us laugh... or maybe it has something to do with the.. ermmmm..... size of the man?

And on the subject of size... has anyone noticed how big some peoples purses have become recently? Maybe I will do some research and find the largest ones out there for next time, I know I for one want to find a rich husband!

And how could I forget weddings... there are rumours of a few happening in Ireem, although some may be wishful thinking.. or maybe some could be to form secret alliances?
Wong, if you are getting hitched to Anne, dont forget to send an invite! *grins*

Now I must say farewell to you dear readers, but be aware... I could be standing next to you, or maybe sharing a seat with you. Watch what you say or you may find yourself the star of Behind the Veil next time!

I have received from the office of the Sultana the following statement.

In a meeting held at the palace on Wednesday, the Sultana met with her Second Minister Kadar Jayaram and Lord Arian Clip, leader of the dungeon. They discussed several topics of interest. Of particular note, the Sultana has decreed that the Knights will be permitted to carry drawn swords in the city, and Lord Arian graciously accepted this among other items.

After the meeting the palace released this proclamation of support for the Dungeon Leader:

Her Majesty Zanlu Heron, Sun of Ireem and the Light of our Desert City, the Most Gracious and Venerable Sultana of Ireem, has on this day declared her faith in Lord Arian Clip to fulfill the role of Dungeon Leader.

So She hereby acknowledges that Lord Arian has rightful power to enforce Laws approved by the Sultana in the City of Ireem in Her name, so as to bring peace and prosperity back to its many citizens, and that he may rightfully punish and evict all those that threaten the tranquility of this land.

Sealed by her Majesty
May 27th 2009
and witnessed by Second Minister Kadar


I am left confused after this proclamation. It seems our sultana has placed her faith in this undead and we have no choice but to hope he has somehow learned what honor actually is. I for one think the proper first step would be for him to arrest and punish Tobi as he promised to do in his post election interview over two weeks past. Until now he has seemed to play favorites with his undead brothers and sisters. I guess he could change right? Stranger things have happened… though for the life of me I can not remember when.

As I am sure most of you are aware, a small group of knights have split off from the true knighthood. Now this is a very confusing situation and I found myself determined to get to the bottom of it. So I sought out the parties involved. Now I tried on at least five occasions to interview Primo the self proclaimed leader of the rebel knights. It seems his busy schedule never allowed him to meet with me. However I was able to get my hands on a scroll. This scroll is a declaration from the rebel knights.

We are the Rebel knights, true knights, still stand for the same code of honor same principles of the knighthood but we had enough we need to be heard and to be respected in Ireem
We only answer to our sultana and take order from no-one else but her.
So therefore we will oppose all the new rules put on us by the so called undead/dungeon leader Arian. We will never take orders from him or submit to his Authority.
We need a strong and powerful leader to lead us out of this darkness.

Now I was able to speak to one rebel knight. He stated to me that he has joined the rebellion because he wishes to help Primo stand against Arian. He said he could not follow Lady Jordi since she agreed to follow Arian’s rules. Now I have personally interviewed lady Jordi and I can assure all of you good readers that she has not accepted Arian’s rules and does not intend to. She believes this is a lie told by the leaders of the rebellion in order to gain support. Seeing all this was leading nowhere I decided to try to get the only opinion that matters. As you see in the scroll above these rebel knights claim to follow the Sultana and her orders. So off I went to the palace.
To my great pleasure Her Highness the Sultana agreed to speak to me about this issue. Following is that conversation.

Tim Speiser: “The main thing I would like to clarify is that the leader of these rebel knights Sir Primo has been stating that he follows only your orders. I think the people would like to know if you support him and his rebels or if you still support Jordi your first knight.”

Zanlu Heron: “What? Are you joking with me?” *looks very surprised*

At this point I handed the Sultana a copy of the scroll I printed earlier in this article.

Zanlu Heron: “This scroll makes me laugh, I have never met this man. I don't know him therefore he is a false leader.”

Tim Speiser smiles “So you fully support Lady Jordi and would prefer all knights be united under her once again?”

Zanlu Heron: “Of course ,dear Tim.” By the way my father, the Great Sultan taught me something about dealing with rebels. “Remember, he said, If one day you have rebels in your kingdom. First, Listen. Second, forgive. But if they go on, Alert them. Arrest them. And kill them. Do you understand what I mean?

Tim Speiser nods…“Tis wise advice highness. If I understand correctly you are willing to forgive them if they stop their rebelling, but if they persist they will be considered criminals."

So there you have it readers. To all the rebel knights I would say hear your Sultana’s words. Abandon this resistance and rejoin the true knighthood. Lady Jordi has assured me that all rebel knights excluding only the leaders will be welcome back into the knighthood after swearing their loyalty the Knight’s Code. Otherwise they will be considered criminals by the Sultana herself.

Greetings faithful readers. It my great pleasure to announce that the Chronicles will soon be bringing you two new regular columns. The first, titled “In Between Worlds” will be written by the Djinn leader Indigo. She has said that her goal is to share with the good people of Ireem the djinn perspective of the current events. The second which will be titled “Behind The Veil” will be submitted by a source that whishes to remain anonymous. This will be a purely gossip format and who knows, you may just see your own name in it! We here at the chronicles Are excited to bring you these new columns and look forward to reading them ourselves.

• Never walk around alone !
• Avoid every undead, especially this Chrystal and her companions !
• When you see an infected person, do not hesitate to contact the Magi, Knights or whoever is able to help !
  

As long as the curse is still around, no one is safe ....

Tis a sad day in this once great city of Ireem dear readers. I had the misfortune to attend the audience with the Sultana where was discussed the punishment that would be handed out against Damien Sack for last months kidnapping of the Sultana herself. Also this vile creature fed from our beloved ruler. These facts are not debated nor even denied by the undead leader. In fact he seemed very pleased with himself. What would be a fitting punishment for these crimes? One observer suggested that he be turned over to the Magi and have his life restored. Thus freeing the kingdom of one of its greatest threats. Many seemed to think this was a good idea myself included. So what punishment was finally decided for him you ask? I am deeply sad to report to you that in what can only be called a miscarriage of justice, the second minister ordered that a heavy stone be bound to Damien’s sword arm to make it more difficult for him to fight. He was then led to the dungeon on the order of his “undead brother” Arian Clip. Now some may think this proof of Arian’s claim that he will punish all the people of Ireem for their crimes. I would disagree and as evidence I offer this conversation which took place after the punishment was announced.

Geli Rossini: smiles at Damien ... “I am proud to bring you down now to the dungeons.”
Damien Sack: “I get a cell with a spider right?”
Geli Rossini: “If you like it ... Damien ... yes sure.”
Damien Sack looks down and smiles evilly
Damien Sack nods
Arian Clip: “Anything you want Brother ask Geli...we have sluts and rum.” he says as he starts to laugh.

I think it is very apparent that the undead will receive preferential treatment by Arian and his merry band of thugs. Or do they wish us to believe that they would be as hospitable to all of their prisoners. As an added thought I would like to mention that Arian stayed behind after the audience to have tea with the Sultana. What she could possibly want to speak about with an undead in private I do not know as I was unable to hear their conversation. But I fear it does not bode well for our city. Rest assured I will do my best to uncover the truth and bring it to you here.

There will be a special audience with Sultana Zanlu Heron, Sun of Ireem, on Monday, April 25th at 1pm SLT .
Monday, where the final judgement on Damien Sack, leader of the undead will be read and the sentence carried out, for the kidnap of our beloved Sultana last month. To attend this audience, you must IM Lady Mirna Muggins or Second Minister Kadar Jayaram.

After many scheduling conflicts I was finally able to sit down with Arian Clip, the new leader of the dungeon guards, today and interview him. I am sure this is of great interest to many of you. Also in attendance were: Sarra Ballinger, Geli Rossini and Lyra Bellemay.

Tim Speiser: Very well Arian let me start by saying that I received a notice from your ambassador Sarra. Now while I fully intended to print this notice I regret there was an emergency. I sat on the toilet in the magi tower reading it and found myself with an utter lack of sanitary paper. I assure you I put your notice to good use. * grins* “So perhaps you would like to go over the pertinent points here again? I believe I read something about you punishing the knights?”

Arian Clip smirks " I have an extra copy of that scroll, you can keep yours " he says. "We are the Ireem Army, the only army who works for Ireem and its citizens, the knights are hired for their job" he says as he make a pause.." if a Knight breaks the law and doesn’t respect his code I will make sure that he is arrested and punished"

Tim Speiser: And what if it is an undead that breaks the law? Shall they be punished as well?

Arian Clip nods.."Every creature , from this land will be judged on his actions and will be punished Accordingly.”

Sarra Ballinger coughs..... 'may I add Tim that although Arian is our leader and he is an undead, we as a group are made up of all casts of Ireem. We are not here to serve any camp.. only our own'

Tim Speiser perks up “I am delighted to hear that. Not two nights past the undead Tobi attacked and captured the lady knight Gara. A clear violation of the law against both being in the city armed and fighting inside the city. I am sure the people of Ireem will be happy to hear that you will soon bring him to justice.
What sort of punishment can we expect for his criminal acts?”

Arian Clip: "Indeed, for his crime to wear a sword in the city he will be punished by us, for his matter with lady Gara he will be punished by the Knights” The laws and punishments are on sultana’s desk. I will discuss them with her and I will let you know very soon"

Tim Speiser: “Arian what do you say to the rumors that even your most trusted people may not be loyal to you?”

Arian Clip smiles..“That they are rumors...and they don’t bother me...we will let time prove who is loyal to who”

Tim Speiser: “Now it has also been reported to me that you intend to extort money from the knights. Trying to make them pay you money to carry their swords inside the city. What possible reason or right do you have to demand such a thing?

Arian Clip: “There is a fee for them to have a sword in the city, you are right...and the reason is to enforce No fights inside the walls....."

Tim Speiser: “And you feel you have the right to demand this?”

Sarra Ballinger: “Tim, speaking as Ambassador.... you know as well as I do that there are factions within the Knights that do not follow their code.”

Tim Speiser looks to his sister. “Is your leader unable to answer himself?”

Arian Clip: “Indeed...since the Knights Leader is aware of the new law the percent of the fights inside is down by half, and Ireem is more quiet then it was before.”


Tim Speiser smiles “Indeed you are a wise man Arian. We would all do well to follow in your fine example wouldn’t you agree?"

Arian Clip: “You don’t have to follow my example. If everyone will respect my laws I can assure you the peace will come back in the city and the citizens will be able walk safe inside and do their business”

Tim Speiser smiles “Yes business is important wouldn’t you say? And I for one shall follow your business example. Therefore from this day forward I will happily print any declaration or notice from the dungeon guards in the chronicles for the small fee of 500 Dinar each. I also am running a business. I am sure you understand."

Arian Clip: “Look around you Tim.... and you will se my army on the streets and on the desert. Before me who enforced the law inside the City?. The Knights often were caught in big fights there" Tim that will make you and your chronicles a slave one, your independence will go away and All Ireem will know you as a pre pay reporter"

Tim Speiser shrugs “Perhaps but the fact remains the dungeon will have to pay to have things published.”

Arian Clip shakes his head. “The law will be enforced without publicity....and a chronicles who demands money from a group only is not a chronicle anymore....but if you insist I will agree for negotiations and then every one who want to interview me or my army will have to pay for the time we give"


Tim Speiser: “If these terms are not agreeable Arian you are of course free to take your notices to the other city newspapers” * smiles*

Arian Clip nods “Dont forgot Tim that we make your chronicles so many times, without me or my fellows many weeks the chronicles didn’t appear”

Tim Speiser laughs “Just like my sister assuming you are the only news around. Your arrogance knows no limits.”

Arian Clip: “My arrogance made us the strongest army here....and everyone should know that, they all fear us, they will fear us much and much more....and let me tell you Tim...one day anyone will slip and break the law. Or piss someone off and have a bounty on his head”

Tim Speiser: “But now it seems we are reduced to arguments. Is there anything else you wish to say to Ireem in your last free interview?”

Sarra Ballinger slaps Tim on the back and grins.... “Now if you will excuse us we have many criminals to bring to order”

Tim Speiser: “You mean innocent people to persecute don’t you sister?”

Arian Clip: “I will give you a statement that will say everything about us.”

Tim Speiser smiles “Yes please forward the statement along with payment when you have finished.”

At this point I stood and walked out of the Inn. This interview raises some important questions in my mind.
First will Arian truly do as he said and police all of the groups of Ireem? I suspect this will be answered by whether or not Tobi is actually punished for his crimes. The second question I have is just who is really in charge? If you will notice Sarra is the one that called an end to the interview. Could it be that Arian is no more then a puppet being controlled by another? I leave these things with you to consider dear readers.

Editors note: Due to length the interview was edited, if you would like a copy of it in its entirety please request one in world.

The results are in Ireem. The slaver Shaka and prey Meri were voted by you as the most beautiful in Ireem. The voting was long and hard But in the end Meri squeaked out a narrow victory or Dinky by a mere two votes. Shaka on the other hand won by a wider margin of five votes over your favorite reporter. posted here is a photo of these two beautys for your viewing pleasure.

Yes readers you heard correctly. The prey of Ireem went on strike yesterday. I received a scroll and sketch form the prey Kitten Krakauer and have decided to share it with all of you. It is apparent that she feels the revolt was a resounding success. Here is the scroll as I received it.

As you all have no doubt already heard, the slaves of Ireem set their collective foot down in the form of No Run Wednesday. Led by my sister Shevaunn Clarity, the preys were on strike, refusing to run and be chased, instead dancing at the auction site, teasing the predatorss with their beauty and charm and having a grand time partying, leaving the preds to stand idly by or squabble amongst themselves. To my surprise, we were joined by palace dwellers, magi including my lovely sister Lorelay Rhiadra, djinns, and even by slavers and undeads (Verm can dance???), all dancing with us in support.

No doubt you, dear reader, are wondering... what was the cause for this uprising against our role as prey in Ireem society? Very simply, poor treatment by the predators, namely, ignoring preys after capture, leaving them bored in a tent instead of being their Master, and a general disregard for the important role we have in Ireem. This uprising displayed that we are essential to Ireem, socially and economically.

No run=No sell=No dinars
No run=No slave to own=No slave to *reader insert your use for slaves here*

If there were no slaves to capture and own or sell, who would *once again, reader insert your use for slaves here*? Who would you sell to make your living predators? Each other? What would Ireem be like if there were no more slaves to catch? You all got a small taste of that yesterday, let it be a somber warning and not a taste of Ireem's future! We are many things, attractive, obedient (mostly ;) ), strong (all that damn running!), but one thing we are not is furniture! do not capture us, deposit us in a tent and neglect us! This time was a protest, but if there is a next time, it may be for good. :(

Kitten

Now while she feels the revolt worked perfectly, I myself doubt if there was even a revolt at all. I myself caught six prey on Wednesday. So clearly there were prey running on “ No run Wednesday.” Also while I will admit freely that I witnessed a rather large group of prey dancing in the auction early in the morning, This group disappeared after just an hour or two. Is this the best that the prey of Ireem can organize? Their master plan falls apart after an few hours? However I am merely the reporter here. Tell us what you think Ireem. I will leave you with a few questions.

Slavers do you feel your business was hampered by this revolt?

Predators did you find your self with nothing to do wishing the prey would end their strike?

Let us here your voice Ireem. Tell these Prey if they really made a difference.
Scroll and Photo submitted by Kitten Krakauer.

The slaver Leoxis Werefox and the little djinn he commands, Phox Sillanpaa, were out for blood this evening. They were roaming the city and sands attatcking everything that moved. Showing the true level of a slavers courage they attatcked women from behind. Now while i am sure the leader of the slavers will rejoice at such behavior I think this will be a good test of the dungeon gaurds and their proposed leaders. Show the people of Ireem that you can preform the job you seek. Find and arrest these two cowardly fiends!

My faithful readers,
Today I found the dungeon guard leader Rana Robbiani milling about the auction site. Doing my duty as a good reporter I requested an interview with her. She readily agreed and followed Dinky and I to the chronicles office. I was very eager to hear her response to the plans of Arian Clip that I reported in an earlier interview. We sat down in the office with her guard Polo at the door for her protection.

Tim Speiser: Rana you are the current leader of the dungeon. My first question is have you read my interview with the undead Arian?
Rana Robbiani: yes i have done that
Rana Robbiani spits water on the floor
Tim Speiser: Would you care to respond to his accusations that you are the reason the dungeoners have all but disappeared?
Rana Robbiani slams her fist in the table..... “He is a liar!”
Tim Speiser shrugs " He is undead that is expected."
Dinky Wingtips winces as she slams her hand on the table and looks up " careful please ! that is antique...."
Rana Robbiani: if they leave its because they don’t like my rules or because they fight badly.
Rana Robbiani sips water again. “Our duty is to follow orders from sultana not cuddle with people here in the sun!”
Tim Speiser: Very well, and if you are elected again how do you plan to improve the dungeoners position here in Ireem?
Rana Robbiani looks at the painting on the wall then whisper to them both..…“For a dungeon the most important thing is to follow orders from sultana.”
Dinky Wingtips nods in agreement
Rana Robbiani grins.…“If i become leader again i going to clean this kingdom from scum like Arian and I will do whatever it takes to get there.”
Robbiani: Besides he smells awful so if he becomes leader he would be alone
Dinky Wingtips grins
Rana Robbiani grins too
Tim Speiser: Truly? That is a lofty and admirable goal. Is there anything else you would like to say to your dungeoners or the people of Ireem?
Rana Robbiani: yes there is
Rana Robbiani sharpens her nails with her sword then turns to them…“we need a woman as a leader for the dungeon because if we get a thing like Arian at that position...we would have a group of smelly things that runs around cuddling cruising with all preys.”
Rana Robbiani: and that’s not what we are here for
Rana Robbiani looks at them
Dinky Wingtips grins over to Sir thinking cuddling is not that bad....
Tim Speiser nods " very good I will be sure to get your message out to Ireem. Little one did you have any questions for Rana?"
Dinky Wingtips shakes her head, then hesitates " yes...one.....where do you buy your clothes ?" she smirks....
Rana Robbiani: Ooooh good one dinky
Rana Robbiani leans over to dinky and whispers..…“Husky’s dear.”
Dinky Wingtips giggles

At this point I realized that the interview had ended and girl talk begun. But as an after thought Rana mentioned to me that lately as leader she does not have time to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh properly, having to resort to “quickies” for her satisfaction. To solve this problem she intends to give the dungeon guards free time every day so that they might enjoy these pleasures fully. No matter what her plans they must be better then having an undead in charge of the city’s dungeon. I urge all dungeoners to vote wisely in this upcoming election.

• What are Ari's intentions ? Is it a plan to destruct the knights ?
• Do we find analogies to Arian's intentions to take over control of the dungeon ?
• Is it even possible that this is part of a bigger undead plan to take over whole Ireem ?
• Or is that all a demand of love, unfulfilled dreams and hopes of a vampire with a heart ?

It is election time in Ireem once again. And quite frankly I don’t think there has been one so important in quite some time. The Question of who will rule the dungeon is important to us all to be sure. Especially when one of the candidates is a well known undead! In the coming days we here at the chronicles will interview each of the three candidates. First up is Arian Clip. Most of you reading this know him and let me be the first to assure you, he is very much still undead. I sat in his presence and was able to find no trace of a soul in him. I was anxious to learn of his plans and what he hoped to gain from controlling the dungeon. I approached him at the auction and requested an interview. He agreed to it but insisted it be held in the Djinn realm away from prying ears. Following is the shocking interview:

Arian Clip: so Tim.. I am here to listen to you

Tim Speiser: I am here to listen to you. What makes an undead want to leave the catacombs and run the dungeon?

Arian Clip: "For the needs of Ireem. This city needs a change, a group who actually use the jail now the dungeon keepers are. ... sleeping! It needs a change and I can do it"

Tim Speiser: So you feel the dungeoners are weak right now?

Arian Clip: "I feel they don’t exist, they have no purpose"

Tim Speiser: There current leader, a woman named Rana, is running against you. Do you blame her for the faults you see?

Arian Clip nods as he plays with his sword.. "Rana is the current leader, under her they have disappeared, I think she blames herself for this"

Tim Speiser: Do you honestly think the people of Ireem would be better off with one of the undead running their dungeon?

Arian Clip: "Ireem needs a neutral power group, " he says as he watches Tim carefully "all the groups break the laws of the city, even knights and citizens, we need a neutral power to make order and punish all.. and only an undead can do that"

Tim Speiser scoffs " i would hardly call the undead neutral. All groups may break the law but undead are the worst. Your very leader kidnapped the sultana. How could we expect you to punish him for that?

Arian Clip gives an evil smile at his question.. "Damian is my brother, and always will be my brother" thinking to himself that even if he wins he is still undead.. "if he kidnapped the Sultana he had a good reason to do it"

Tim Speiser: So are you saying you would punish all groups excpet the undead were you to win?

Arian Clip shrugs "that remains to be seen"

Tim Speiser: So you plan to change the dungeoners and make them powerful? Care to tell Ireem what your "great" plans are?"

Arian Clip: "Under my leadership they will be powerful, my best fighters are following me, and as for my plans...." pausing to smile at Tim, "it will be something that Ireem has not seen until now"

Tim Speiser: very well i think i have everything I need from you. Any last statement for the people?

Arian Clip: "We shall see what will happen.. everyone will pay for their actions" he says as he jumps down from the dijin realm

As you can see good people we all may be in grave danger. Do we really want the undead running free in Ireem unchecked with no threat of punishment? I for one do not. I will soon bring you interviews with the other candidates. Let us hope there is a better choice and that the dungeon keepers chose wisely.

While sitting in the auction site this morning I was approached by an undead woman named Anneliese Wolfenhaut. Apparently she has found the lack of intelligence and basic reading skills among the knighthood to be a sad situation. But she seems to be willing to help out if any knights are interested. What follows is her advertisement and was just too humors for me to not post it.

Reading Lessons for Ignorant Knights

It has come to our attention that some of the newish knights about Ireem are sorely lacking in knowledge of the basic history of Ireem, not to mention completely unaware of some of the juicier gossip.

The problem appears to stem from a sad case of illiteracy.

Never fear. Anneliese Wolfenhaut, once again, is willing to assist the knights in overcoming their faults.

If you know of an ignorant and/or illiterate knight, please capture them and bring them to Anneliese, and she will force-feed them literacy and higher learning.

They will then be able to read the vastly educational and entertaining history of Ireem, which can be found in the archives of The Ireem Chronicles. And then they would know better than to say half the stupid things they say. Truly, this benefits us all.

$100 dinar for 4 sessions, or the promise to not attack her without a good reason for at least a week. (You will have to convince her if you think your reasons to attack her are justified.)

It has come to my attention there is some debate as to who the sexiest group in Ireem is. I say we go a step further and decide who the sexiest people in Ireem are. To this end I am organizing a beauty contest. It is open to any who wish to enter and there is no cost. To enter simply send me a picture of yourself before Friday the 8th of May. If you do not have a suitable picture contact me and I will take one for you. I will put together note cards for the voting and pass them out to all who wish to vote. There will be two winners one male and one female. The winners will receive a free professional profile photograph on a Kingdom Of Sand back ground. These photographs will be placed in the chronicles so that all may know you are the most beautiful in Ireem. So send me those pictures people and let this be decided once and for all!