Gain an Audience with the Sultana

This Saturday April 11th at 2pm SLT

Anyone of Ireem can ask to attend these.. not just leaders..
The Sultana wants to hear from all of her subjects. The Sultana will hear your praise and any concerns for her kingdom THIS Saturday at 2pm SLT. This is rare chance to speak to the Beloved Sun of Ireem. You may praise her Majesty or ask for a boon, such as gold or land, or for relief of any back taxes and penalties. You may ask any questions of her that you wish, or discuss with her any reasonable subject, within the bounds of courtesy and respect.
Only a limited number of audiences will be granted so make your appointment now. IM Second Minister Kadar Jayaram or the Sultana's Secretary Lady Mirna Muggins to make an appointment.

14 comments:

I want to kidnap the damn sultana and have been told I need to get an appointment. Whoever heard of kidnappers requiring an appointment?

They say she has one thousand pairs of shoes. My 10 children go hungry for want of bread. And she says let them eat cake!

This oppressor of the people of Ireem will pay...I pledge it.

April 7, 2009 at 6:31 AM  

Slaver Dinky says "Yay Zenden ! Great idea! I want some of her dresses please !?!? I will help ! I cannot fight, but I can annoy the second Minister to keep him busy !"

*grins and whispers silently*
"and psssst! I know how to get on the throne! I already did it! But no word to Tim please! I am sure he will not like the plan !"

April 7, 2009 at 7:19 AM  

Zenden your threats against the Sultana are duly noted and orders have gone out.

Signed, The Second Minister of Ireem.

April 7, 2009 at 8:42 PM  

Uuuth oh ... Zen !! Be careful, dungeon is still one of the worst places in Ireem !

*whispers secretly*
I stole Tim some of his potion while he was busy meditating, perhaps we could drug them? But shhhhh! When he finds out I am dead!

April 8, 2009 at 1:26 AM  

The Second Minister and his fellow running dog lickspittle apologists will be the first with their necks on the block.

People of Ireem..Death to the aristos..Liberty, Equality and fraternity for all.

And a hefty tax rebate as well.

April 8, 2009 at 6:42 AM  

My little Dinky,
These little plans of yours as well as the recent theft of my potion have left me no choice. I have contacted Star the slaver and hired her to train you. Hopefully we can get your behavior under control so I do not have to punish you further.

Tim

April 8, 2009 at 4:47 PM  

Laughs about Tim
Tim, you hire someone to train your slave? What about the fun to train her yourself unless you are not up to that task?

April 8, 2009 at 11:40 PM  

*looks shocked at Tim and stutters*
T...t...training ? M..me ? But... but w...why ? Can we please talk about that ?!?!?

*turns to Jasmine as she gets angry now and whispers*
Baaaah! He is for sure only joking....yes...really... he knows its hopeless anyway!

Only problem is: he always knows EVERYTHING I do before I DO !!! *rolls her eyes and pouts now*

April 9, 2009 at 4:21 AM  

I am sorry Dinky but your behavior has become quiet the problem. I fear you will end up in jail if something is not done soon. Your training with star will begin this weekend. I fear my love for you had given you to much freedom and allowed you to continue down this path. I am sure that will not be a problem with Star so you should begin to prepare yourself my love.

Tim

April 9, 2009 at 6:08 AM  

*pulls a long face as she hides behind Jasmine*
Ouch...he is serious !!!

*sends a bird to Zenden*
Sorry, I will be busy this weekend! I cannot help anymore!

April 9, 2009 at 7:11 AM  

*slides her hands in her leather gloves* Well well.... Dinksy Dink...

Are you ready?

*grins evily*

April 9, 2009 at 2:49 PM  

Reactionary forces may have silenced my co-conspiritor Dinky but we the people will overcome..Dinky you will be avenged.

April 9, 2009 at 3:14 PM  

Kyla spins around and grabs Dinky.
Hey, that I think it is weaknes of Tim that he hires someone instead of training you himself properly, does noet mean you can hide behind me. If you do that, I will train you myself!

April 9, 2009 at 8:04 PM  

I got your back, Zen

April 10, 2009 at 2:10 AM  

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