Today it was announced that during Owner Tre Marjeta's vacation, Ireem's own teal-haired hyperactive bouncing girl Sage Rosenfeld will be taking over management of the Ireem Chronicles. The Kingdom trembled at the news, with the Queen of the Undead herself stepping forward to take personal responsibility for keeping the catacomb-delver out of trouble, and that smoking hot redhead slaver Chantalle Atlass offering to use her whip to keep the silly girl in line. When I asked myself for a reaction, I said: "Managing the Ireem Chronicles for Mistress Tre is an awesome respo... resp.... amount of power.... right... and I'd be remiss if I didn't find some way to abuse it horribly... err, I mean use it for the good of Ireem. *pause* Are we on the record?"

After a pause while Sage went to get a drink of water, she continued. "I've heard the people's concerns that the Chronicles may not uphold the same ridiculously unbelievable journalistic standards that it does while Mistress Tre is in charge. Rest assured that every article we post will be lovingly fabricated only with my... I mean the Kingdom's... best interests at heart."

Finally, I asked myself for any final words. "Be good to each other out there, people. Whether you're a knight, a citizen, a predator, or slaver/magi/bedouin/guard/djinn/undead, there's still alot of sand out there."

I have no idea what I meant by that, but maybe time will tell. Or not.

Sage

6 comments:

Magic, Sage (aka 'can't catch me' bunny). Pure Magic. I look forward eagerly to your witty, quirky, intelligent, wandering, piercing, views and reports of the news of Ireem!

November 21, 2008 at 4:21 AM  

I look forward to talking with Sage soon about what is in Tre's notebooks and files... (signed a certain guard...)

November 21, 2008 at 5:55 AM  

We are doomed!

November 21, 2008 at 9:30 AM  

Sage, if I may give a bit of advice... do all the writing before 8 am. That way there's some chance you'll at least be sober.

November 21, 2008 at 11:57 AM  

Anne, there isn't anything I'm drunk on except pure unadulterated power of the press :)

You know that something bad happened when the Queen of the Undead is running around yelling "We are Doomed!".... Hmm... it's almost as if she doesn't trust me or something...

Kadar, down boy.

Bik, I'll make stuff up as best I can. For the children! (Ireem is certainly going to have enough of them with all the pregnancies going around..)

November 21, 2008 at 12:41 PM  

Yep, doomed. But it will be a merry ride along the way at least. ^_^

November 21, 2008 at 1:46 PM  

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