The Ireem Chronicles

Yes, that’s right. Despite all the rumours and, ironically enough, gossips about who we are or whether we have been murder, we can confirm to our dear readers that we are still alive and writing. In fact, there are far too many ridiculously funny stories that we heard that we were in danger of peeing ourselves. Without further ado, let’s hear some of the things that has been going around

1. Have you ever wonder why the ones who lives in the combs has been so quiet? We have it from good authority, or a good story teller, about some domestic discords underneath the basement. Yes we all heard about the one of the Papa Rapist had done the deed to his own daughter. But we also heard that papa flew away in a huff when he found out the mama has been batting for the away team for some times. Poor things. Looks like even the self proclaimed evil rapist cannot face the shame or not able to satisfy his own woman and goes into hiding. We are hotly anticipating this story will turn up to Dear Granny soon for advice!

2. Speaking of the combs, we were told that one of the mer queen has been serving inside having been captive by some semi high up Undead. Though, almost every undead is semi high up these days when there are so few of them, we cannot say whether the mer queen had really found her match.

3. Enough about the non human gossips! The biggest story that was raging in the sands is the battles between the Slaves and Beduoins! Both sides claimed victories but who is the real winner here? The Slavers scored themselves a Bedouins hottie commander for their fighters and after battle pleasure time. While the Bedouins won a few camels. You won’t believe it, but the Bedouins seems to be the happier bunch.

4. Talking about Bedouins, one must feel for A. We do no envy him for leading such a random bunch of people. Not only he has to deal with a clan leader who runs a more successful slavery business than the slavers, a clan leader who does nothing but to have three women dancing in his tent, a clan leader who is sleeping her way round their enemies, and he also needs to deal with a clan who has more money and people than him, but also constantly backstabbing him so that their clan leader can take over. The Goats salute A for his hard work, saintly patience and good luck to the hard task ahead!

5. And now we are moving shiftly from the ones living in the sands to those who lives inside. After successfully oust the lady in white, it seemed that C is determine to take over the security office with her friends. But the path of knighthood and saint is not easy, for it the Shadowy one are rumoured to be returning soon with the gang of her own. More internal turmoil coming soon?

6. As we are quickly running out of ink and paper, we will quickly bringing you some relationship update, in no particular order of importance. R is now officially done with W and moved in with K; S got dump by N after being caught sleeping with C, but he has been scoring with E under the disguise of K so he won't feel bad; N and I are also done but probably due to forgetfulness rather than anything else; D hasn't been around, but trying to keep a tied leash on L, J, B, and D from the distance land, or so he thinks; A and M are still together, shocker; K disappeared for a while and shocked to find his J has moved on with M; O has been doing some riding with F in C’s private home; S was having fun with C and her sister B, only to find out later that the “sisters” could have been “brothers” before certainly operation performed by the Djinn.....

Until next time Citizen of Ireem. Stay safe and stay scandalous. We want to keep the drama flowing like the milk from the Mama Goat.

XOXO GG

PS Don't forget, secret and gossips are to be share. Be a good citizen and share a gossip a day.