The Ireem Chronicles

UNDEAD LAUNCH A SNEAK ATTACK ON THE CITY! LEADER DAMIEN APPREHENDED!

The worse fears of the citizens of Ireem were realized when the cursed undead launched a sneak attack on the city as the innocent inhabitants were going about their normal business!

The stench of the undeads preceded them as they strategically entered the city from various locations insuring maximum damage as they seriously wounded scores of stunned and helpless residents during their vicious rampage through the city streets!

While our esteemed Hashim Imperiatrix, Avery, was away from the city on official business elsewhere, the courageous actions of Ai Vair, the Archon of the Hashim, Knights Darr Islarr and Night , and with the help of Beduoin volunteers like Bero and Younes, and even pirate xylimer, the treacherous undead were beaten back to the desert and captured! Yay!

During the melee of the Battle Royale, Darr was unfortunately captured by the dastardly undead
Dayan. Negotiations resulted in the trade of all undead prisoners, with the exception of Damien and Davey, for the release of our brave and beloved Darr. Even in defeat the scurrilous undead were defiant when Davey used obscene gestures toward the chronicles reporter on the scene and the huge ugly beast of an undead Aizen broke free and landed a direct hit on our reporter before Bero chased him down and captured his ugly butt!

Back in the city, our physicians and healers of all types quickly set upon the task of tending to the injured citizens of Ireem. By some miracle, not one citizen was killed and all have been healed of their wounds thanks to the fast action of our benevolent healers!

Charged for inciting to war in the city as well as other recent crimes, the evil Damien stood trial with the normal decorum of the court proceedings interrupted by his followers who jeered and demanded his release! The prosecutor, Ven, paid the rowdy uncouth crowd no mind as she deftly handled the business of representing the citizens of Ireem. Damien's lawyer Noctis had great difficulty convincing anyone of his client’s innocence. To make the situation worse for Noctis, his client was prone to outrageous outbursts spewing violent threats of murder and unspeakable acts against the shocked and appalled on-lookers. Needless to say, the dammed cutthroat was found guilty as expected. One has to wonder of the punishment though. To simply pay a fine and walk away with the sentence mitigated seems unfitting for the convicted crimes. Are our justice system too lenient and our culture too civilized for the likes of the undead? This is a topic for our scholars to ponder.

While the undead have had their clocks cleaned this time by the righteous champions of our city, the citizens of Ireem can never rest while the Undeads still lurk in the dark corners of our kingdom.

None-the-less, the relieved and joyous citizens of Ireem celebrated the victory with much dancing and merriment long into the night!

-Pasha Braveheart