The Ireem Chronicles

UNDEAD CONTINUE TO WREAK HAVOC – KIDNAPPING, TORTURE AND SOMETHING EVEN MORE SINISTER!

Trusted sources close to the chronicles told us of a horrible incident involving none other than the loathsome putrid undead Davey, who appears to have sunken to a new low, even for an undead!

After a confrontation with Alina over his infidelity, Davey attacked the pregnant Alina causing her, Countess Page, Myth and Juliet to put a spell on him in order to get him to apologize. The collateral effect of the spell, amusingly, resulted in rendering Davey impotent! A well earned dilemma for the despicable scoundrel!

As you might expect, this infuriated the already unstable miscreant. Launching an attack on all four women, he was able to capture the beloved Countess Page and carried her off to the dark disgusting catacombs as the others screamed in horror!

Alina, even in her delicate condition, ran quickly to get her Aunt Avery, a Knight of Ireem, to handle the situation. Fortunately for Countess Page, Davey was unable to rape her due to his temporary emasculated state. However, that didn’t stop him from whipping her mercilessly. Courageously, Avery charged to the catacombs to secure Page’s freedom. Sadly, the scum of the catacombs was able to capture Avery complicating the already horrific situation.

Knowing that the undead have had an unexplainable and sadistic obsession with the babies of Ireem, Juliet and Cow cleverly hatched a plan to trick the unsuspecting, and not so bright, Davey. Cow approached Davey with the proposition to trade Juliet’s baby Liam for the two captives. After much haggling, the transfer was made and cow quickly escaped with the grateful women before Davey realized he had been made a fool of! Davey realized, only after they were gone, that he had been duped with a mere doll and not the precious Liam!

Mothers of Ireem! Guard your babies closely for the undead will not stop until they get what they want… Your precious newborns! It was reported that Davey was heard growling “Babies have a special purpose.” What can this special purpose be? What horrors await our treasured infants in the belly of the catacombs?

The Chronicles will stay on this investigation until we uncover the unholy plan of the dastardly undead!

Reported by Pasha Braveheart