The Ireem Chronicles

Despite the best efforts from the Undead trying to kill of new babies, Ireem is actually experiencing a baby boom recently. Our writer Pasha had catch up with one of them recently.....


Ireem is a place where citizens enjoy community, friendship, delicious foods from many cultures, music, dance and romance. It's place where weary travelers find comfort and relaxation. Many travelers decide to make Ireem their home when they realize they can earn a living here at the many trades avaiable in the kingdom. Now, that's not to say that Ireem is a utopia. We all know that is not the case. As reported in the chronicles, we have more than our share of pickpockets, armed robbers, disgusting and dangerous undeads, horrid rapists, violent slavers and a myriad of despicable beasts.

Amid all the chaos, unbelieveably, two of our esteemed citizens have chosen to bring children into the world here in our great city.

Our beloved head physician, Anna, gave birth to baby girl Rin just two weeks ago. There's never been a prouder mother and she is content to raise her precious Rin in the City under her watchful eyes and those of the other physicians. You may have read the report about the attack on Anna and baby Rin by the horrible undead Teena. Rest assured that both Anna and baby Rin have fully recovered from that traumatic event.

Juliet, owner of the Dolphin Baths, gave birth to baby boy Liam just last month. Gently holding his fingers between hers, she smiled and said ... "a lot of people are starting to think about having a baby". It does seem that a trend has been started here in Ireem recently. Juliet doesn't share the same contentment with Ireem as the good physician. "Ireem is not the place to raise a child. When he is bigger I plan to take him to a more safe place for a bedu child to grow up." Recently taking over the Dolphin Baths, Juliet speculates that she expects more people to come to the baths since she's made a great effort to sanitize them. Proclaiming the benefits of visiting the baths, she said, "... well aside from the general hygene improving, people might be able to get some of the built up tension relieved from their bodies." She acknowledged that there are too many people in Ireem involved in arguments and altercations.
She added. "the baths are a good place to gather and talk about what's happening". She provides her own hand made soaps and oils to help provide a relaxed atmosphere.

On the matter of babies, one questions the logic of the undead following this baby trend, but Alina has been seen with a swollen belly which strikes fear in the hearts of the citizens of Ireem. Could it be that the demon spawn of the notorious undead Davey lives in Alina's womb? Trembles at the thought!

- Pasha Braveheart