The Ireem Chronicles

Not sure what the point is?

Day in day out prey tries to stay away as far as possible from the predators just so they are not confronted with their nasty indecent bits. What makes you preds arrogant enough to think we might be interested in that what we try to avoid at all cost?

I might be there and guess I will have to accept then what is so rudely forced upon me. Be sure that I am there not to revel in a predator's striptease as I would pay good dinars for it if you didn't. Instead I will come there because it might be a nice relaxed evening to talk with sisters and brothers without risk of enslavement.

Elder, you're going to need some strong alcohol for this one, be sure you bring the good stuff.

methinks one doth protest overmuch.....nasty bits are now so distasteful.....?????
However, I will be well stocked with aged sugar juices from the western islands on the off chance that Sage shows up...and the juice may have fermented some but requires thorough taste testing to insure it does not transgress the Sultana's preferences in drinks served in the Kingdom. It is a Really Unique Drink, or RUM for short.

Are you celebrating Ed al-Adha? That ended yesterday I believe so it seems a bit late to be celebrating now. But then I am unfamiliar with Muslim holidays, perhaps someone can shed some light as to which one is being referred to here?

Actually, we're celebrating the often-overlooked but nonetheless wonderfully magical holiday known as "Prey Appreciation Day"! The preds give a little show, get all the prey drunk, and after the show run them down, capture them, tie them up, tickle thier bare feet with feathers, and ride their prizes to their hearts' content. Everyone rejoice!

*blinks* I'm unsure how this particular holiday of sage's is any different from most other days. . .*wanders off to look up "Prey Appreciation Day"*

((Note to Elder: Rum's origins are India/China, it was not produced in the western world until the 1600's))

mmm Word out there is that MasterJ will be one of the strippers and gosh..I do believe I even helped him pick out some sexy thongs for the occasion...be sure and take advantage of this day ladies!

Quick question.... how do the night's entertainment feel about having the total experience?

If they have come this far, might they not also wish to exercise their running legs (attaching a prey tag) and the fair ladies of Ireem see side from the other and try the age old game of chase the monkey (attaching predator tags)?

A kind of Ireemian role reversal for the day.

Bikku

MmmHmm... now that would be entertaining, Bikku! It may be that this is the true origin of Boxing Day.

The point is for some of the citizenry to enjoy the male preds dancing even if the preys do not. Not all of us are confronted with 'nasty indecent bits' on a daily basis. Woo! Party!