The Ireem Chronicles

The Catacombs are an excellent source of many vitamins and minerals, keeping your slave healthy and lean and ready to serve you. Rat Brain Stew has been proven by extensive research to be literally the perfect nutritional food. And the best thing- there's phosphorous in the catacombs, making your favorite slave glow in the dark, perfect for those pesky ones that try to run away from your clutches at night! Now you can simply catch them again and beat them into submission for thier insolence at your leisure.

(NOTE: Silk Pillow slaves don't appreciate the whole "Beating into submission" thing. Consult your slave for her/his preferences, but most react well to being fed chocolates and fine wines while recieving a foot massage when they misbehave.)