This story was sent to me by the slavers, of the cruel and dastardly exploits during thier recent war against the Bedoiuins. It makes little sense, of course, but the slavers make little sense as well.

I let the retelling of the events speak for themselves:
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FIGEEEE NEWTON RAID ON THE BEDU CAMP

In an attack designed to lower the morale of the bedu... Slaver Chris and his Three lovely slave girls fed dried figs to the sheep and camels of the bedu in a daring morning raid..

Chris talked to leading experts in the field ((someone from the palace that knows such things..)) and learned that Figs, Apples or Prunes would cause amazing digestive problems in livestock for at least 2 or even 3 days.

Heavenly (Haiden) led the girls Olive and Sugar to the docks to pick up as many figs as 3 very pretty girls can carry...

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SugarKane Twine: "get your figs sisters.. lets go"
SugarKane Twine: "your boobs are lumpy now sisters"
Raddick Szymborska doesn’t want to know....
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Chris of course was distracted during this, actual work being beneath him.

-------**Magical As-if-you-were-there replay*--------
Chris Wilder: "Yes this is a nice sword actually... O I got to go..."
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The met at the bedu hill and with the call of "FIGEEE RAIDING PARTY" the assault began. The lovely Olive and Sugar ran down to feed the camels, Olive whispering disgustedly "ewwww they smell!" as she starts feeding the camels. "They seem to like them"

SugarKane Twine felt the slobber over her hand and cringes as the camel takes the figs, while the pretty Heavenly split off to deal with those pesky Sheep, holding her nose slips her arm thru the bars and feeds the poor creatures handfuls of figs....."Happy eating! - or should it be said happy shitting?"

Each girl at great risk to themselves shoveled bushel after bushel of figs to the hungry animals... ((hmm seems the Sheep miss Chris as no one is feeding them) SAGE TAKE THIS NOTE OUT... I DO NOT WANT MORE SHEEP JOKES)

One lone bedu.. Darry slowly awoke and began to defend the camp... but toooo late... the animals gobbled down all the figs... in a figeee feeding frenzy!

Olive MacMoragh dumps her remaining figs on the ground and watches the camels eat them quickly

Tobi also arrived but stood by in amazement as everyone escaped...

The girls and Chris barley escaped in time before the pooo hit the sands...

back at Camp, Sugar led the girls to the sea to wash off the slobber from the camels and sheep...

So be warned that smell from the bedu feet... yes... that is sheep and camel pooo, citizens do not let any bedu in your homes...

REPORTED BY THE COMPLETYLY OBJECTIVE AND FAIR AND BALENCED: Chris Wilder.. leader until elections of the slavers...

(Reporting note... The lovely sage was invited to embed with the military unit of this raid but declined saying... "I do not like Fig Newtons.")

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