The Ireem Chronicles

Dear People of Ireem,

The Undead Family would like to take a moment to address you all…

To the Bedu’s
The Undead have captured your leader… be concerned…. be very concerned… The Undead Family have learned of your alliance with the Slavers to hunt the undead family and we are not amused…. Although we did find it highly entertaining that the people you choose to enter into a *coughs* secret alliance with would steal your Leaders slaves…. Well, what did you expect? Do not attempt to negotiate the release of your Leader, we don’t want your sheep and have no need for your camels (besides, you might miss them on cold nights). If you want your leader released (mostly) unharmed, we suggest you show the true spirit of the Bedu and start to rid the land of infidels….ok, as we need to spell this out for you, that means Knights and Slavers. Undead are not infidels, we are more like exotic natives… are you feeling the love yet?....Perhaps if you capture and sell enough Knights and Slavers we will see fit to release your leader…..well, whatever is left of him….

To the Slaver’s
Your ability to keep secrets is amazing, since most of our inside information came from slavers…. No, we will not tell you which ones, you have to figure that out on your own but we would like to take a moment to thank Jaril. As for you Chris Wilder, do not think we forget about you…..enjoy your freedom while you have it cause it won’t last long. Next time you are caught (and you will be caught), you will not be traded so easily… we have other plans for you, all completely just, if far too horrible mention here in detail, suffice to say there may or may not be some livestock involved…. Oh yeah, we are watching your slaves too!

To the Knight’s
We hold all of you responsible for the death of our former leader. Yes, we know it was only Seraf that killed him, and we don’t care. You all will pay, or rather you all will be caught and sold to generate more dinars to help with the funds needed for the post mortem therapy.

To the Djinn
In as much as we never see any of you, we were not actively planning to hunt you at this time….. but one of your kind attacked and killed one of our Sisters… if we see any of you in the sands, we will attack….payback….

To the Magi
Stop wasting your time with this nonsense of trying to turn undeads into the living…. We don’t want to be living…(maybe your former leaders defection from the living world taught you something?) why not start making potions that are useful…. Why not develop a cure for the blight known as humanity?... oh yeah, all of Ireem knows of your alliance with knights and we all know you got the short end of that stick… When was the last time a knight helped a Magi?....well… remember, the friend of our enemy is our enemy, so stay in your tower or be prepared to be fought and sold….

To the Dungeoneer’s
We noticed most, if not all of you, seem to like attacking Undeads, so now we will return the favor… yes, we understand that there is a very high chance your auctions will not really net us much profit, but we don’t care …. if we find you, we will capture and sell you too…. Bottom line is the catacombs are very crowded…. we need more space… and we want yours…..

To the Citizen’s
Right now we are not aware of any transgressions you have made against us, but we know there must be some…. so based on that, yeah, we are gonna hunt, capture and sell you too!

Regards
Your Undead Family


(Letter received from Silver Sodertelge)