SISTERS LET US UNITE

Sisters, time has come to set aside our differences and unite!
Our men have become lazy, poor and are all turning into drunks. If they are not found at the inn getting legless on Ale they are bragging throughout the city about their alledged women, heroic war conquests and the latest fashions! All this when we all know they can't make the difference between a women's breast and Kahdoosch Alter's infamous chickens! Even the slaves are being ignored and the Harem has been empty for weeks now!
We are no longer valued and appreciated for our “graceful” fighting skills, the coins we bring home (or steal) ... and most importantly our heavenly good looks renowned across the seven seas! Are you not tired of being ignored and treated as if you were worth less than a grain of sand?
We, the Kos Sisterhood, invite all female preds in Ireem to join our cause! We have made various secret alliances and have developed a stratagem to teach those lazy bums an overdue lesson!
On Friday July 31, the Kos Sisterhood will make the grounds tremble as we unleash our womanhood upon them!

Signed KITTY Maggs and shevaunn Clarity

6 comments:

Remind me to lock my door that day... -Kal

July 30, 2009 at 6:12 PM  

*falls to the ground laughing* haha, yes please, kick their butts

*runs away to some distant corner and starts practicing and remembering every twist and turn and edge in Ireem that can be used to gain some ground while escaping all those sexy preds being lose in the sands...*

Sam

July 30, 2009 at 9:59 PM  

Prepared to be put in your places.

Duc.

July 30, 2009 at 10:35 PM  

*secretly whispers to Kitty* the men do not know about all the lady alliances *grins*

sion

July 31, 2009 at 1:25 AM  

Being lazy, drunk, poor unshaven slobs is simply a lifestyle choice for us guys and as such should be respected. It's Role Playing...of a kind. : ) You women can go swinging your handbags, gossiping and shopping while we men chill out - away from the desert sun :)

July 31, 2009 at 10:54 PM  

That was a fun roleplay thank you Kitty and Shev

August 4, 2009 at 7:19 PM  

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