The Ireem Chronicles

The Chronicles can report that the undead once again was humiliated in their latest attempt to continues their war against everyone.

Dayan, one of the infamous undead, was once again being public humiliated. The famed warrior and Djinn General, Azimuth, was attacked in the city today by the not so intelligent undead commander. However, as with most battle between the Djinn and Undead, Dayan was easily beaten, despite Azimuth was eating his breakfast with one hand at the time.

After the fight finished, the none so bright undead was trying to threaten Azimuth into releasing him. Since his breakfast was knock down during the fight, Azimuth was not in the best of mood to take any unnecessary abuses and ended up putting the undead on the cross outside the desert and burn him on it. While leaving the undead screaming in pain and begging for mercy, Azimuth went on and continues something more important..... replacement for his breakfast.

Of course the story didn't quite end there. Despite being burned by fire in front of a healthy size crowd in the morning, the undead hasn't quite learn their lesson. This time a few of them decided to ambush Azimuth in the city, thinking the number advantage would help them. How wrong were they. Despite the fact that this time Azimuth was reading a newspaper with one hand, no doubt it's the latest edition of the Chronicles that featured some lovely painting of Djinn, he once again defeated Dayan and some random other random undead.

This time, instead of burning him, Azimuth sold Dayan on the block. The bid was won by a slaver. We couldn't found what happened between them. But eyewitnesses told us that they saw Dayan left the cafe, half naked with tear from his face, and walked away with a limp. His hand was, for some unknown reason, constantly rubbing his backside. We will leave it up to you to guess what happened between him and his owner.

We don't know what happened to the other undead that he captured either, nor do we really care.