The Ireem Chronicles

The Chronicles can report that the Naked Bandits has return, and this time, with penis!

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According to witnesses in Ireem, a naked bandit was seen running and chasing innocent women in the city at night. Whether this latest incident is related to the Naked Bandits who terrorised the city a while ago cannot be confirm at the time of the press. However, thanks to a painting that was provide to our reporter, we can understand that the bandit this time was indeed a man, as he was desperately trying to prove as seen on the painting.

A small rewards has been issued for anyone with information relating to this incident. As usual the knights spokeperson has made no comment, probably too busy trying to deal with the recent influx of undead and their application of work permits in the city.