The Ireem Chronicles

Last Sunday there was another successful and entertaining tournament to find the new Champion of Ireem. The proud winner was the slaver BigPapa Yifu, who won against the former champion Miss Caren Zuta in a spectacular fight !

The first round started with following opponents:

Fight 1. Beast Theas vs. Dinky Wingtips
Fight 2. BigPapa Yifu vs. Andre Suen
Fight 3. Urso Kronage vs. minihai Ames
Fight 4. Caraya Beeswing vs. LaDana Ruby
Fight 5. Am Demina vs. Brittainy Collins
Fight 6. shevaunn Clarity vs. Quint Spirt
Fight 7. Caren Zuta vs. Jordinna McGinnis

The fighters agreed on a weapon and battled for a spot into the next round, to get one step closer to the title " Champion of Ireem", a reward of 2000 Dinar and a royally approved kind of extra extra safety for their camp !

What does that mean ? Well, the winner and his people are under special protection in their camp for the time until the next tournament will be held. Every citizen, human or non-human has to respect this and the past showed, that this worked pretty well.

So dear reader, you see: the fighters where not only there to prove their skills and look good, but to gain something for their group aswell. The lucky winners getting a ticket into the next round where: Dinky Wingtips, BigPapa Yifu, minihai Ames, LaDana Ruby, Am Demina, Quint Spirt and Caren Zuta

People were eagerly betting and the host of the event, Miss Una Flux had a lot of fun herself. Rumors say she was a little drunk, as she always misspoke the name of the knight Urso, but an anonymous source told me, she was distracted because she could smell the fresh blood of the knight ! //* Editorial note: Pffft, in my personal opinion this was just her undead way to show him her disrespect! We all know, undeads and knights don't get along! She cannot smell the blood from humans.....can she ??!!??!*//

Because of an odd number the losers of round one were fighting for a spot in the next round, Jordina McGinnis knocked them all out and made it. The host Una got message that Miss Minihai suddenly disappeared (This still has to be investigated ! This happened in the past tournaments with other fighters too !!) and so they had another fight to even out again. This time slaver Andre Suen made it and the next round started with following combinations:

Fight 1. LaDana Ruby vs. Am Demina
Fight 2. Andre Suen vs. Caren Zuta
Fight 3. Jordinna McGinnis vs. Quint Spirt
Fight 4. BigPapa Yifu vs. Dinky Wingtips

Am beat LaDana easily, Caren of course did the same to Andre and Jordi kicked Quints‘ butt aswell.

Here came the point where I got ready for my fight with BigPapa, all selfconfident and more then sure to beat him …well, when you read the beginning of this report attentivly you could get an idea of how this fight ended for me. The slaver Bigs beat me easily in this round and bowed to the audience, while I just stood there with my mouth open, shocked about my failure !

At this point, I wanted to leave the tournament to dry my tears of frustration and anger. But of course as I am aware of my duties as a reporter I stayed, so I could write about the rest of the event aswell.

The semi final was the last round for Am, who got beaten by Caren and Jordi, who got beaten by Bigs. As I could enjoy his skills by myself in our fight, I was not so sure anymore, if Caren would be able to stay the champion of Ireem.

And indeed: it was a close and thrilling fight, awesome to see them circle around each other but in the end the slaver won over the dark knight and became the new Champion of Ireem ! CONGRATS TO THE NEW CHAMPION SIR BIGPAPA YIFU !! He probably may not be good in betting, but he defenitely is good in fighting !