The Undead family invites the worthy citizens of Ireem to witness the spectacle of two of their own binding themselves together for all of eternity in unholy matrimony. Master of Darkness Marcus Audeburgh and Ambassador Chantalle Atlass, daughter of Xan Baran and Aizen Wind, will marry next Saturday 29th, 2 pm SL Time.
The wedding shall be officiated by Undead Leader, Lord Damien Sack, whose blessing upon the marriage will surely result in many long years of happiness for the blessed couple. The event will be held in the catacombs, but we are working slaves to death to clean the place, so you won't have to worry about rabid rat bites.
This is a joyful occasion for the Undeads, as consensual marriages are so rare in our family (not to mention consensual sex), and therefore the wedding will be followed by a party for all guests.

7 comments:

That wedding has been described like if it was the marriage between two regular citizens of the city and they are not. They are just disgusting despicable monsters that like to eat rat brain and human flesh and they should be treated like that. They look just pathetic trying to emulate human customs. If they want to bind themselves for all of eternity I suggest to make a knot with their necks until they stop breathing …. for all of eternity.

Sando the Bedouin

August 24, 2009 at 12:28 PM  

*taps her chin*
Well, I do have a much bigger problem ...what to wear ?!??!? I do not have ANY good clothes at all !
*sighs dramatically and goes stealing her Master's pouch*

August 25, 2009 at 6:30 AM  

Will the bride wear her usual thigh high boots and stripper clothing in white? I am looking forward to seeing the choices!

August 27, 2009 at 8:41 PM  

Dinky Dear: You are going to a pole dancer/monster wedding. keep that in mind

August 27, 2009 at 8:43 PM  

Wait, that Chanty is a monster, I already knew...but Marcus and pole dancing ?? I hope he is not wearing male silks when doing this ! *pretends to shudder and turns quickly for not showing her big grin*

Anyway...this helps ! Now I know, I will have to wear something black and nasty short.....

August 28, 2009 at 3:38 AM  

((deleted 3 comments. don't want to see stuff like this in here !!! what sando wrote was IC, that is his character, what mr. or mrs. anonymous wrote is just mean !))

August 29, 2009 at 4:59 AM  

And just that you know ! I like my little monster Chanty !! Can't wait to see what she will wear tonight ! Hugs Chant and Marcus ! Keep a little space for me down in catacombs, still have to find a good IC explanation why MY character should join an undead wedding...wait ! I am the editor of the Chronicles !! Its my duty to go there !! Yay ! *grins*

August 29, 2009 at 5:03 AM  

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