The Ireem Chronicles

There was a packed crowd at the Blue Lagoon Cafe the other night as proprietors Polo and Misti hosted live entertainment by none other than Ireem's own resident muscian, YaYoo Pralou, who played first the sitar and then the duduk to the delight of everyone present. The lovely Blossom danced on stage as YaYoo played. There was dancing all around the cafe and even outside as some took up firesticks to continue their dancing in the evening air. At the conclusion and throughout his performance, the audience applauded and expressed their appreciation for the YaYoo sharing his talent with the enthralled patrons. Polo and Misti plan other exciting events in the near future.

The Chronicles can revlealed that the Undead, lead by Davey and his lackey Dayan, had declared war on the City of Ireem and Bedouins of the Desert and plan to captued leaders of various Bedouins Clans

According to an undead who spoke to us, Davey and Dayan had issued an order to other undead to attack the city as well as capture any Beduoins who crossed their path. The plan from Davey and Dayan is to take any bedouins women as sex slave and to capture any leaders of the Bedouins clan, such as April and Bero, to extort money to fund the war. Already, in one successful sneak attack, they have managed to captued two bedouins fighters in the city.

In respones, the Palace had issued an order that Davey, Dayan, Sting and any other hostile undead will be arrested on sight in the city. No punishment from the knights for anyone who attacked thost hostile undead inside or outside of the city. On the same gesture, Bero of Bedouins already declared publicly that they will be gathering their fighters and launch a counter attack to the Undead soon.

Berserk Djinn attacks unsuspecting citizens of Ireem!

A crazed Djinn, LucianFlame, attacked three citizens of Ireem in broad daylight while they were going about their business. Earlier in the day, the criminal Djinn had attempted theft at several of Ireem's businesses. While evading capture by the Knights of the City, he came up behind the Cronicles own Pasha Braveheart as she walked with her husband, physician and priest, Hawke. At that point, he did strike Pasha in the head with his weapon, injuring her gravely and causing her to collapse. Bleeding profusely from a gapping wound, she was attended by a healer, Icy Silverweb, who happened to be nearby, while her husband took off after the culprit.

Also nearby was a bedouin Simoon, known as Velvet Hamelin, who joined the chase along with Hawke to capture the attacker. In his deranged state, the frenzied Djinn resisted apprehension putting up a fight that continued within the city and outside the city walls. In the process, the evil Djinn did injure yet another innocent bystander named neo who required treatment for wounds inflicted by the lunatic.

Finally, Velvet, having successfully captured the criminal, turned him over to Hawke for punishment. While not in his character to inflict punishment, urged on by his indignant wife, he did, with the help of bystanders, raise him and tie him onto the crux near the city gates. In his vulnerable state, the Djinn was then subjected to verbal insults and was pelted with rotted fruit and vegetables and handfulls of camel dung that was lying about! After several hours of this, and after paying suitable ransom to Hawke, he was released.

Citizens of Ireem! Be on the watch for this unstable Djinn! There is no telling when he will go berserk again and do great damage to anyone in his path! Steer clear of this madman!

reported by Pasha Braveheart

The Chronicles has received a letter from the Palace Press Office:

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Dear Editor of the Ireem Chronicles,

It is with great sadness that the Palace announces Royal Palace Guard Cowboy Boronski is leaving his job. He has been perfect in his protective duties to Sultana and those of the palace. Always polite, available, gentle and ready to pull his sword when needed. He also has helped many in need of protection in the city and out on the sands. He was helpful to every new inhabitant where he welcomed them and helped in every way he could.

Good luck, Cow.. you deserve the best !!
Your Sultana
Zanlu

Cowboy is clever and that was proven in the latest rescue of Countess Page and Impertrix Avery Allegrant.

Co-Leader of the Undeads Davey Spanton wanted Juliet's baby in exchange for the release of Countess Page Siegel and Impertrix Avery Allegrant. Palace Royal Guard Cowboy Boronski did not pull his sword but with his clever wit went to Juliet Silverfall (LIam's Mother) explaining the situation telling her of his idea. He then took a doll and with help from Juliet Silverfall wrapped the doll in Liam's (Juliet's baby) poopy diaper and bundling cloth to cover the dolls scent from the undead Co-Leader Davey Spanton.

Cow came back to the Combs refusing to set the babe (doll) down till Davey released Countess Page and Impertrix Avery Allegrant.... So Davey released the prisoners..

Countess Page recalls; as I was led out of the Combs I heard juliet yell Run Page Run.... Cow set the doll down and ran catching up to me grabbing me by the arm pullling me all the way to the palace. I am thankful for how Valiant Cow was and how my humble sister Bedu Juliet had worked together for our release.... Juliet later told me it was all Cows idea... I say yes but it was Juliet's frantic voice that led Davey to believe this was real....

Cow you will be very missed by us all in the Palace... I am sure Talib will miss you kicking him in the shins to wake him up.

Sincerly,
Countess Page Siegel
Secretary to Sultana

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Let's salute the hero Cow who had outwitted Davey with a doll!

Sunday, August 14, 12 pm (noon) sl time.

Please come join us and relax after a morning of cap'ing prey.

Join us in hearing the talented yaYoo Pralou play the sitar at the Blue Lagoon Cafe in KoS 2 on Sunday, August 14 starting at 12 pm (noon) slt time. We will have a few girls bellydancing to his sultry rhythm.

We also have fine wine and food for those who work up an appetite *winks*.

Hope to see you there!

Misti and Polo

A message from our beloved Sultana:

"Salaam everybody..!
I have the pleasure to inform you that we have a new Captain of the Guards and Lonesome is her name. I am sure that many know her and her bravety and her loyality! We will feel safer with a captain like her around.

Sultana"

The Chronicles would like to congratulate Lady Lonesome on her appointment. We would schedule a chat with her soon about her thought of this news.

ARABESQUE CAFÉ ANNOUNCES EXCITING WEEKLY EVENTS!

Brittainy Collins and Nena Easterwood, proprietors of the beautiful Arabesque Café, invite the citizens of Ireem to join them and their dancers for events scheduled each week.

1001 Arabian Nights Storytelling Thursdays at 7 p.m.
Ireem’s most eloquent orators will enthrall you with amazing stories of folk lore. It’s rumored that a lineup of prestigious dignitaries will serve as guest orators from time to time.

Harem Nights Fridays at 4 p.m.

Belly dancing did you say? Only the most talented Belly dancers, including the latest winner of the popular SlavesHead Competition, will grace the stage and perform for your entertainment. Happy hour includes hejira, wine and cheese.

Don’t miss out on the fun!

UNDEAD CONTINUE TO WREAK HAVOC – KIDNAPPING, TORTURE AND SOMETHING EVEN MORE SINISTER!

Trusted sources close to the chronicles told us of a horrible incident involving none other than the loathsome putrid undead Davey, who appears to have sunken to a new low, even for an undead!

After a confrontation with Alina over his infidelity, Davey attacked the pregnant Alina causing her, Countess Page, Myth and Juliet to put a spell on him in order to get him to apologize. The collateral effect of the spell, amusingly, resulted in rendering Davey impotent! A well earned dilemma for the despicable scoundrel!

As you might expect, this infuriated the already unstable miscreant. Launching an attack on all four women, he was able to capture the beloved Countess Page and carried her off to the dark disgusting catacombs as the others screamed in horror!

Alina, even in her delicate condition, ran quickly to get her Aunt Avery, a Knight of Ireem, to handle the situation. Fortunately for Countess Page, Davey was unable to rape her due to his temporary emasculated state. However, that didn’t stop him from whipping her mercilessly. Courageously, Avery charged to the catacombs to secure Page’s freedom. Sadly, the scum of the catacombs was able to capture Avery complicating the already horrific situation.

Knowing that the undead have had an unexplainable and sadistic obsession with the babies of Ireem, Juliet and Cow cleverly hatched a plan to trick the unsuspecting, and not so bright, Davey. Cow approached Davey with the proposition to trade Juliet’s baby Liam for the two captives. After much haggling, the transfer was made and cow quickly escaped with the grateful women before Davey realized he had been made a fool of! Davey realized, only after they were gone, that he had been duped with a mere doll and not the precious Liam!

Mothers of Ireem! Guard your babies closely for the undead will not stop until they get what they want… Your precious newborns! It was reported that Davey was heard growling “Babies have a special purpose.” What can this special purpose be? What horrors await our treasured infants in the belly of the catacombs?

The Chronicles will stay on this investigation until we uncover the unholy plan of the dastardly undead!

Reported by Pasha Braveheart

Proprietors of the SlavesHead Inn, Am Demina and MeBo Grut, sponsored a spectacular Dance Contest today in their establishment. The event was well attended as the Kingdom's most beautiful and talented belly dancers competed for prizes and the prestige of being the best of Ireem. Pairs of dancers competed and were judged until the final two dancers faced off for the finale. The crowd cheered as past grudges and animosities were forgotten for this brief interlude of community bonding and enjoyment.

The dancers were judged not just on their dancing skills but also on their attire and their ability to enthrall the audience. It's a proud day for the Chronicles since it's own Pasha Braveheart carried off the first prize and earned the distinction of being the best of Ireem!

Pasha said of her win, "I am thrilled and very honored with the win! I am so very humbled by the support of the citizens of Ireem. My compeditors were all very beautiful and most talented. I can't believe I won!".

Pasha's husband, Hawke beamed saying "I am very proud of my wife." The second place prize went to Maryam Camino, and the third place went to Sayuri. Also competing were Noriah Macarthur and Leslie Beaumont.

Countess Page was observed raising her glass to toast the hosts and compeditors saying, "Thank you for the dance contest which has shown us the finest dancers!" Am and MeBo promised another amazing event next month.

It's not so often that the Chronicles can report on an act of such benevolence but one of Ireem's great citizens, Juliet, of the Dolphin Baths, came to the rescue of a beautiful young women, Tasha, enslaved by the disgusting cutthroat lowlife Dayan

In recent weeks, Tasha has been in Juliet's employ at the baths where she has become quite popular for her talent at bathing customers and skillfully delivering the most relaxing massages. Much praise has been relayed to Juliet on Tasha's abilities and the girl has helped to increase the number of clients visiting the baths desiring her services.

Unfortunately, the word of Tasha's skills reached the ears of the miserable brut, Dayan. who was prowling the city looking to capture a slave. The unsuspecting Tasha was captured by the vile predator as she left the baths to run an errand for Juliet. One can only guess about what she went through at the hands of that meanspirited thug.

Shockingly, Juliet heard Dayan announcing the sale of a slave, and wondering what happened to her precious Tasha, she immediately put two and two together! She ran faster than she ever did to get toTasha before some lecherous beast bought her to do unspeakable things to her! You may remember that Juliet recently gave birth and still somewhat weak from her ordeal, she was panting and gasping for breath as she reached the auction block.

To Juliet's dismay she saw her sweet Tasha trembling with tears streaming down her face. She also saw that the notorious slaver Am, known for torturing his slaves mercilessly, was already there eyeing poor Tasha up and down. To Tasha's credit, she must have resisted Dayan fiercely since he was heard complaining about her noncomplance with his demands resulting in him wanting to sell her. Am was more than happy to take the challenge of breaking Tasha's spirit and started the bidding offering a goat along with his bid. Juliet, already hurting financially due to her recent acquisition of the baths, engaged in a bidding war with Am, determined to save her Tasha from a the cruel life of slavery.

As the bidding continued, Am eventually walked away in disgust conceding to Juliet grumbling that he can catch is own slaves. Dayan released Tasha shoving her toward Juliet while muttering obscenities. Tasha fell into juliet's arms sobbing uncontrollably and thanking her for her kindness.

It does our hearts good to know that there is still a glimmer of selfless charity here amidst the dangers that lurk in the dark corners of our community

~ Pasha Braveheart

Chronicles can reported that the continuous violence from the Undead toward newborn babies are reaching the new disgusting low

Teena, the vile undead who is under the command of Davey, was seen once again attacking mothers and babies in the city today. It was believed that his aim was to snatches the babies and takes them to the catacomb for comsumption. After some heroic fight back from the Knights of our city, they managed to fend off the undead and send him back to his master Davey's side at the catacomb.

This increase of violence toward the vulnerable ones in the city had angered many people in the city. Majority of the people the Chronicles had spoken to are up in arms about this latest trend of violence started off by Davey when he attacked several pregnant women recently. Already there are stories about plan to capture Teena and send him to the torture chamber of Granny Robyn.

The Knights would like remain everyone to be cautious when travelling in and around the city, especially those with babies or little children. Also anyone who has any information that can lead to the arrest of Teena, will be handsomely rewarded by a joint fund of the Chronicles' Office and the Newly established " Stop Violence Against Women Union", headed by Lady Raven and Granny Robyn of the magi tower.

Despite the best efforts from the Undead trying to kill of new babies, Ireem is actually experiencing a baby boom recently. Our writer Pasha had catch up with one of them recently.....


Ireem is a place where citizens enjoy community, friendship, delicious foods from many cultures, music, dance and romance. It's place where weary travelers find comfort and relaxation. Many travelers decide to make Ireem their home when they realize they can earn a living here at the many trades avaiable in the kingdom. Now, that's not to say that Ireem is a utopia. We all know that is not the case. As reported in the chronicles, we have more than our share of pickpockets, armed robbers, disgusting and dangerous undeads, horrid rapists, violent slavers and a myriad of despicable beasts.

Amid all the chaos, unbelieveably, two of our esteemed citizens have chosen to bring children into the world here in our great city.

Our beloved head physician, Anna, gave birth to baby girl Rin just two weeks ago. There's never been a prouder mother and she is content to raise her precious Rin in the City under her watchful eyes and those of the other physicians. You may have read the report about the attack on Anna and baby Rin by the horrible undead Teena. Rest assured that both Anna and baby Rin have fully recovered from that traumatic event.

Juliet, owner of the Dolphin Baths, gave birth to baby boy Liam just last month. Gently holding his fingers between hers, she smiled and said ... "a lot of people are starting to think about having a baby". It does seem that a trend has been started here in Ireem recently. Juliet doesn't share the same contentment with Ireem as the good physician. "Ireem is not the place to raise a child. When he is bigger I plan to take him to a more safe place for a bedu child to grow up." Recently taking over the Dolphin Baths, Juliet speculates that she expects more people to come to the baths since she's made a great effort to sanitize them. Proclaiming the benefits of visiting the baths, she said, "... well aside from the general hygene improving, people might be able to get some of the built up tension relieved from their bodies." She acknowledged that there are too many people in Ireem involved in arguments and altercations.
She added. "the baths are a good place to gather and talk about what's happening". She provides her own hand made soaps and oils to help provide a relaxed atmosphere.

On the matter of babies, one questions the logic of the undead following this baby trend, but Alina has been seen with a swollen belly which strikes fear in the hearts of the citizens of Ireem. Could it be that the demon spawn of the notorious undead Davey lives in Alina's womb? Trembles at the thought!

- Pasha Braveheart