The Ireem Chronicles

Been a while since the whispers team bringing you news of Ireem.  Not because we have been lazy, or being killed off by our enemies.  Though it was always a close call since our editor never really pay us much.  Truth to be told, the sand has been boring most of the time.  Not much happening beyond those endless round of crystal swapping.... or as they call it raiding. 

  Anyway, for the welfare of our undercover reporters, and to squeeze out a bit more payment from the stingy editor, here is another round of news disguised as gossips.  They are as usual carries a various degree of truth, half truth, and absolute-as-true-as-the-hot-sun truth (kind of wish that we get paid by words now..... )

  So who is first..... yes how about The Leader of Crystal Thief hmself, Daddy Despot.  After a failed  attempt to be a full comedian by declaring himself to God, he was back among his minnows and get back what they are best at, namely stealing crystals and throwing toys out of their prams.....  correction, sand castle.  That was a while ago, of course, and recently Daddy Despot was no where to be seen.  Rumour has it that he got bored with playing with his daughter and the merry band of thief, and decided to leave to the foreign land and have another crack of his comedy career.

  One must admit too, the merry band of crystal thief do carry a great sense of humour. Toys throwing from pram aside, one just need to look at the nickname they assign to themselves to appreciated the depth of Comical Genius they process.  In fact, apparently there is one who actually called himself of that.  According to our source, his biggest joke to date was running out of his wife and a pair lovely when he was still an mere mortal he could shack up with some sex slave.   And then there is one who proclaimed himself to some sort of godly tactician.  We have yet of course witness anything tactical with their toy throwing.  The Chronicles will certainly keep an eye on that.

  Another thing that we were suppose to keep an eye on, because it has been a great puzzle to most people in Ireem, is sight of a creature swimming in midair Daddy Despot's daughter, Princess Lappy.  Yes, that's right.  Swimming.  We are not talking about Queen Indigo kind of awesome floating in the air which made all of us swoon and admires for years.  But more of mermaid type of swimming, but in the air.  We have been seeking the best magi and djinn and even the merfolks to try to explain this strange and somewhat distribing midair swimming.  Perhaps it's another joke from her comedian father?  Or maybe the fatherly love has made her swimming in delight?  Or perhaps it's the fear of those mini creature that caused to flee in vertigo direction and learnt this amazing ability to swim in mid air?

  Speaking of merfolks, aren't they annoying?  I know our editor is one of them now, but still it doesn't save from be the wrath of the whispers!  I mean, how dare they to do anything in their home cave when there is an event going on?  We proposed that we should boycott the Mer isle as the de facto venue of any events from now!

  It's a quiet month and there isn't much else to report on, other than a lot of public ranting from everyone.  Dark knights complaining about mini,  Merfolks complaining about noises, Slavers who complained their slaves ran away, Undead complaing about being mistaken as dark knights, Djinn complaining about the lack of paper to chew on,  and the horses complaining about oversex.....

Until next month, The Whispers team will be back again to bring you more hot hot hot gossips, at least we hope so!

~ Written by Shh.... *whisper whisper*