NEWSFLASH: Palace Intruders



The Chronicles can report that an intruder was broken into the palace undetected and left two "gifts" for the Sultana


In the early morning, the palace guards who was doing the round has discovered two paintings were left in the Sultana’s bedroom and study. The paintings featured the rather unflattering rear end of the intruder, and after much struggle (Due to the inevitable sickness and throwing up after seeing the paintings), the guards managed to remove the paintings from the palace.

The palace and the knights are calling for anyone who recognise the intruder (either from the mask or the rear end) to come forward. A small meagre reward will be issue to the anyone who first presents the owner of the rear end to the Imperator or the Palace guards.

1 comments:

I admit that this painter is great:I have never seen before a self-portrait so perfect.
So i am sure that my guards will find him very soon and he will get the punishement that he deserves.
Zanlu Heron
Sultana

March 12, 2011 at 11:02 PM  

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