The Ireem Chronicles

Due to the recent price hike in the Fatted Calf, one of the most popular eatery in Ireem. The Chronicles decided to send one of our reporter to speak to the owner, Urso, to find out more about the reason behind this price hike.

It was not an easy task to track down the Fatted Calf owner. Ever since he returned to his old profession of being a knight in the city, he was spending most of his time dealing with the criminals in and around Ireem, as well as his army of female admirers from all races (including one elderly magi who nickname Mr Urso “The Cutie Pie”). Finally, after spending a lot of time stalking and waiting, our reporter finally manage to get a word from Mr Urso on the matter, while he is on his usual duty around the city.

“The price increase?” Mr Urso kindly talked to us while he was standing behind the bush outside of the city wall, doing erm……. Something smelly…… ,”Well unlike other business owner, it wasn’t a political reason, or some silly demand I am trying to hold against the city, it was actually much much simpler than most people think.”

“What would that be, Mr Urso,” our reported asked, while blocking his nose with a wet towel.

“It was a simply economic reason. Too many people has been winning money from the card game, ever since the new regulation comes into place and force us owner to pay out more money to the winner. Someday I would come into and my staff would tell me we are owing the bank money because of all the money people are winning from the card game!”

“Therefore, until further notice, I will have to keep the price up in order to pay for this increase cost.”

Needless to say, our reporter quickly thanked Mr Urso for giving up his time for the interview, and quickly ran away before the smell got too much.