The Ireem Chronicles

Last Sunday the chief of the Arena, Miss Kora Zenovka welcomed the citizen of Ireem to the new Championship Tournament of Ireem. Many showed up to watch, but only the bravest ones dared to fight. The opponents of the first round were announced as followed:

Tim Speiser vs. Jordina McGinnis
Leena Xue vs. WongFei Quan
Ruxia Zuta vs. Tusk Bilasimo
Una Flux vs. Gatha Loon
Champagne Roxan vs. WongFei Quan
Urso Kronsage vs. Ehson Miles

The fights of the first round were thrilling to watch, fighters showed off their skills and one by one either made it into the next round or dropped out.

Because of an odd number of fighters, Sir Wong as bi player had to fight twice. He entertained the audience with his drunken moves in both rounds, even if it looked like escaping from Miss Champagne, as he was running big circles in the Arena, he finally turned around and with one quick hit knocked her down. Rumors tell, he just ran out of rum, that is why he decided to finally beat her.

Sir Ehson, who had to fight the brave knight Urso disappeared – we still investigate the reasons for that - and as Miss Kora asked for someone to jump in , suddenly the sweet, shy and innocent slave girl Caren Zuta got pushed into the middle of the arena by her Mistress Polgara Auer. Miss Polgara handed her a sword and Caren officially took Sir Ehson’s place ! You for sure can imagine the agitation rising up among the audience !

The opponents entering the second round of the tournament were announced:

Bi-Player: Ruxia Zuta
WongFei Quan vs. Tim Speiser
Gatha Loon vs. Ruxia Zuta
Caren Zuta vs. Ruxia Zuta

Sir Wongs wife Dharma Lupindo promised her man a nice surprise at home when he wins. Sadly this promise had the exact opposite effect on him: whatever he was thinking of, distracted him so much that he lost against Sir Tim.

Bi Player Ruxia must have been distracted aswell as Loona (Gatha Loon) and Caren defeated her both.

The three winners Gatha Loon, Caren Zuta and Tim Speiser went into the semi final, bi player this time was the Magi Tim. He used his first chance and beat the undead Loona in a close fight, but his second fight didn’t go very well. Caren – or let us call her the best hidden secret in Ireem (!!) – not only showed amazing fighting skills, but also tried to distract my Master by showing of her naked breasts. He still tells me daily that it did not have any effect on him, but seriously ! I am not stupid! In the end, he is a just man !! Anyway, back to the tournament:

Tim was defeated by Caren, so they both got ready for the official final fight and the audience stopped picking at each other and got silent, as everyone’s full attention focused on the two fighters now. The big question was: Will Sir Tim be able to defend his champion title or will the little innocent and shy slave girl kick his ass ?

Well, what can I say….she won ! We from the Chronicles are of course totally unbiased so:

CONGRATS TO THE NEW CHAMPION OF IREEM ! MISS CAREN ZUTA !