The Ireem Chronicles

Palace Scribe Lady Elysa came into my office yesterday, a big grin on her face as she handed me a scroll from Second Minister Kadar. She asked me to publish this by order of our Sultana and left the office quickly.
Raising a brow I started to read it and snorted! What was written on the scroll was so unbelievably absurd, that my first reaction was to throw it into the trash.

But I changed my mind thinking about the obvious potential this scroll will offer me now to send my enemies into jail without figthing ... eeerhm ... I mean for the citizen of Ireem to follow and ensure the peace in our Kingdom, of course !
But please form your own opinion of it:

"These laws read to the Sultana and approved this Day March 21, 2009 are in effect and will be enforced by the city jailers. The laws and fees may be collected by jailers on the spot. Any problems may be taken to the Dungeon leader or of course Kora. Fines may also be appealed to the Sultana at her audience:

1. Threat against the Sultana: 1000 K$ or arrest and 5 days in jail.
2. Drawn sword in the city: 20K$ or 2 hours in the jail.
3. Stealing: 250K$ or 1 day in jail.
4. Naked inside the city walls: 100K$ or 1 day in jail.
5. Loose animal inside the city: 20K$ or animal is killed. (Note: This does not apply to Magi or Djinn that are transformed... just wild loose animals..)
6. Public Drunkeness: 10K$ or jail until sober.
7. Arming a slave with a weapon of any kind.. (whip.. chains.. swords.. knives..): Slave death or arrest, and Master/Mistress Fined 400K$
8. Shouting near the city that is not for help: 20K$ or 1 hour in jail. ((use laugh instead to close your stinking mouth))
9. Accusing someone of breaking these or other laws without proof: 100K$ or 1 day in jail.
10. Being in the palace illegally (Harem and Throne room): 100K$ or 1 day in jail.
10a. Causing damage to the palace: Additional 500K$

FEES for entering the city:
1. Slave leashing fee: 1K$
2. More than one slave tax: 10$
3. Donkey/Horse/Camel clean up fee: 10K$
4. Bath house fee for more than one girl at a time: 10K$

LAWS AGAINST IREEM RP:
1. Working two jobs at once (double camping): Report to Kora.
2. Working out of position (non group ball): Report to Kora
3. Disturbing Peace (Unnecessary Shouting): IM the Person and remind them to Laugh instead (See Law 8 above).
4. Spying (changing tags in an RP): Death.
5. Changing Tags not for RP purposes ( "I'm bored.."): Remind in IM they need to RP between groups.. or use an alt.

Still laughing when I think of how I can force some special people to misbehave now (by using my mouth, which works much better then my sword), but also worrying about my own safety as rules number 4, 6 and 10 are totally disturbing some of my future plans, I leave you, dear reader now to reflect on this. The Chronicles of course are deeply interested in your personal experiences with these new rules !