The Ireem Chronicles

The Chronicles can report that Xia, the leader of the Temple Guards, has been returned to the Temple after a daring rescue mission

The mission was carried out by the infamous Magi “The Vicious Granny” Robyn DeCradle. After numbers recon missions, including some observation near the catacomb, Granny and her team confirmed that Xia was captured by Davey and his gang of sex slaves. Once the information was confirmed, Granny Robyn hatched up a plan to capture the head sex slave Alina near the city.

The capture went according to plan when Granny was on a morning shopping trip of bread and men. After some fierce fighting and desperate running on the part of Alina, Granny successfully captured the undead sex slave. The final blow was believed to be delivered by the much dreaded “Frying Pan of Death”, which involved Granny swinging her frying pan at the back of the Undead's head to knock out the enemy. Some of the famous sufferers of the pan including Miriam and Nessa of Zafirah and the slaver Am Demina ( co-editor note: as well as the editor of Chronicles during a dispute of salary ).

Once the head sex slave was captured, Granny took her to the Magi tower. Using her abilities, Granny managed to extract a lot of valuable information related to the Undead from Alina. The information has been handed over to the correct authorities including the Palace, Hashim, the city’s Pest Control, as well as leaders of the some Bedouin clans because there were a lot of plans which were specifically targeted at them. After extracting information, Granny’s next step was to lock Alina up in her magic collar, which prevented anyone from releasing her without killing her. Then a message was sent to the Undead, “Release Xia back to the temple, and Alina will be freed.”

It took a few days before the Undead finally responded. During which time, the head sex slave was under the care of Granny and the trapping of the collar. Being the kind old lady that she is, Granny didn’t charge the Undead for the caring cost. In fact, once she discovered that Alina was carrying a baby beast inside of her, Granny performed healing magic onto her to relieve the physical pain (though not the psychological pain of carrying a beast which will turn into a vile rapist like the father). After some hard negotiation from the Undead Ambassador, which at one point was threatening to start a war (that was laughed off by Granny, who kindly pointed out that the Undead has been at a two-men war against the city for a while now), a deal was finally reached: Davey would return Xia to the temple and Granny would release Alina, so essentially it was exactly the same conditions as Granny set out from the start and the negotiations were a royal waste of time for all parties.

Credits to the Undead though, they have fulfilled their promise and returned Xia to the city. With the help of another Magi, Raven, Granny has also released Alina from her magic collar. The exchange was witnessed peacefully by the esteemed Doctor of Ireem, Anna and her gorgeous friend Brie. Despite a little hiccup toward the end (The unlocking process required a drop of blood from a virgin, which as we all know, is an extreme rarity in Ireem), everything went according to plan. Xia was returned to the temple safely and was treated by Dr Anna for post-traumatic stress, and Davey had his head sex slave back.

The Temple of Zin Ray would like extend their thank you to everyone involved in the rescue mission. Over the next few days, the Chronicles will also run special editions to cover the information that was extracted from Alina, related to the secret war plan of the Undead as well as the other secrets.