NEWS: Mysterious Plague

It seems a mysterious ship as crashed along the shore. The passengers mysteriously died of something. Wreckage it's self reaked of rotting flesh! Only live things seen "escape" were a nasty little hoard of rats. Yes, that is right Ireem! This is another plague warning!

  Please look out for the following plague symptoms:

- A nasty cough with bright green mucus.

- The urge to cough on others.

- Urge to run around nude.

- Fierce muscle cramps.

- Increased hunger for wine, drugs... and sex

- Gangrene... just watch your toes, fingers, lips and tip of the nose... they could rot and fall off, hopefully not while having sex.

- Sudden cold sensations throughout your body.

- General ill feeling, like you toss two days worth of food.

- And lastly.... well you might drop to the ground and start to spazz!

- And lastly death.

  Do your part Ireem! Seek out a friendly Alchemist for a reasonably priced It will last you 30 days once taken.  I will personal do my part by offering antidote for 5g... heh, if you can find me and if my supplies hold out.

Written by Sayuri.... who also adds: for the love of cheese stop calling her Liang!

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