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Welcome to the "SEA WITCH" ship, the Pirate slaver's pride and joy !
All slavers are more then welcome to spend their time on the ship with or without their slaves and prisoners, to have some fun. When we slavers are not sailing to foreign lands looking for gold, slaves or rum, the Witch will be anchored in the bay, in the shadows of Ireem, near by slavers camp and the auction.
After raiding other countries and stealing whatever we get, we sail home and take the gold and slaves off board to sell or trade them for dinars or rum.
So, when we are not sailing or trading, you are free to spend some time on the ship with drinking rum, partying or training your slave some dance lessons or some manners.
The Sea Witch should always be a safe place for us Slavers ! So we keep it safe, no matter what it takes ! Be warned: if your are not a slaver, a slaver's slave or a slaver's prisoner, you are probably not very welcome and better stay away! *grins*
Glenn Grazy Graves
P.S.: We have some very nice guestrooms inside the ship for all those, who enter the ship without permission !

1 comments:

Perhaps people would be more eager to visit if the odor of fishguts wasn't so strong.
A good scrubbing and some incense may help.
Then again, perhaps some oil and a torch would be best, that would take care of all the fleas as well.

March 24, 2010 at 12:01 PM  

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