Yesterday Dinky and I were strolling through the empty city streets. As she pestered me with magical questions, even asking what type of animal I would like to be, I began to notice a large group of people entering the Good Knights Inn.
Naturally we were curious, so we snuck inside to see what was happening. The sight that met our eyes had me feeling my head, for surely I had taken a tumble and bumped it. But alas Dinky said that she saw the same thing so it must have been real.
There was a huge gathering of women (and one man) all watching as the Slaver Am gyrated slowly to soft music. He was dressed in a small silk cloth that can not even rightfully be called clothing. His audience consisted of: Miriam Lemondrop, Biest Allen, Semjase Lagodadaly, Ivery Silverfall, Addison Lexenstar, Caraya Beeswing, Jordina McGinnis and even our lovely Sultana!
The story as it was related to us was that Jordi captured Am and decided to force him to dance in public for an hour as punishment for the way he treats the women he captures. Whether or not this punishment will change his behavior only time will tell, although he did seem to be enjoying his “punishment” a bit too much for it to be effective.
Dear reader I hereby proudly present you the new Champion of Ireem, Sir Tim Speiser !
Needless to say I knew he is going to win as I know very well about my Masters fighting skills, but we of course want to inform every citizen that could not make it to the tournament, about what happened.
Our wonderful organizer Miss Kora Zenovka started the tournament with the following words "Welcome beautiful people of Ireem to the famous Ireem Championship! Our Oracle has decided the fate and the order of the fights. Please contact your opponent and decide the weapon you wish to fight with: Sword or Knuckleduster !“
The opponents of the first round were as followed:
Urso Kronsage vs. Una Flux
Dinky Wingtips vs. Brittainy Collins
Tim Speiser vs. Ritz Macbain
Champagne Roxan vs. Glenn Graves
Jordina McGinnis vs. Xan Baran
Arian Clip vs. katia Mighty
Miriam Lemondrop vs. Champagne Roxan
The lucky winners making it in to the next round were Urso, Dinky, Tim, Glenn, Jordi, Arian and Champagne. Two fights actually did not happen: my opponent Britt never showed up, rumours say she had a bad headache but I am pretty sure she was just too scared to fight me ! *grins* Arians opponent Katia was seen to faint as soon as Arian entered the arena, all ready to fight. Many people tried to bring her back to consciousness but sadly failed !
The second round started with the following fighter combinations:
Jordina McGinnis vs. Arian Clip
Dinky Wingtips vs. Glenn Graves
Tim Speiser vs. Urso Kronsage
Champagne Roxan vs. Dinky Wingtips
And the winners of this round were: Jordi, Glenn, Tim and Champagne. Urso could not fight this round as his knights duty called him away, rumours tell some Djinn were holding three poor slave girls as captives, putting them into bottles ! Because of an odd number (in the first round aswell) one person had to fight twice and in this round it was me. Sadly I got some sand into my eyes in the first fight and lost against Glenn. In the second one Champagne was so eager to cut off my hair, that I was a bit distracted trying to do the same to hers !
Anyway, the fights of the third round were spectacular and thrilling to watch ! Champagne showed Glenn, that girls can fight AND look good while doing that, as females are multitasking and Tim beat Jordi in the probably closest fight of the whole event!
Without any delay the final fight was announced „Tim Speiser vs Champagne Roxan!“ and Sir Tim proved once again, that chasing his slave girl around the city with a sword or whip from time to time – in this case me - seems to be a perfect training to make it through a tough tournament like that ! His picture is now to be seen on the Champion board infront of the arena and I am going to spend the huge amount of Dinar he won on nessesities like new clothes !
CONGRATULATIONS to the new Champion of Ireem , Sir Tim Speiser !!
Answer: Elora looks at him and smiles "you".
Answer: Gossip. Rudeness.
Answer: Elora smiles and looks into his eyes "you".
Answer: Elora whispers in his ear so no one can hear. He feels her breathe softly caress his ear and smiles as he listens.
Answer: "I guess I could say my spelling!"
After freeing the Sultana, Fury started to fight Richard once more in an attempt to curse the Sultana once again, when she was taken down and forced into submission once again the feathers destroyed. Although Fury seemed to have been instrumental in this curse running rampat through the city it is still unknown who is the mastermind behind this scheme, not to mention what power is blacking out the stars and if they will return or more will fall to he same fate.
The Chronicles also recieved a letter from our highness herself:
My dear people !
I only have one word: FORGIVNESS! I was told that last days I walked around half naked, had large horns on my head and was going to dance in the arabesque cafè with vulgar movements. And invited men to come and look at my body !! Things like that..... and even worse, like: I ordered a wizard to teach a sweet virgin slave everything about carnal pleasure!
Sultana Zanlu Heron
An anonymous source, that wants to be called „Huginn“ , talked about his thoughts in our office. Knowing about what had happened he has his own theory, and dear readers, this is as much interesting as it is disturbing. Here are some of his basic ideas, please make up your own mind and let us know what you think :
"The Sultana gave knight Milly permission to do anything neccessary to carry her war against the Undead. Sir Richard Braveheart tortured the undead girl Loona (Gatha Loon) by order of the knights, at this time Shevaunn began to act strangely, loosing more and more control of herself. It appears that these black feathers are the main cause, feathers that when worn bing out the darkness within.
After recent events, and numerous attacks upon our home, the Undead are closing the catacombs to all uninvited visitors. What does this mean? Quite simply, if you are caught in the catacombs uninvited, you will be attacked, tortured, and sacrificed to Hora Ma. This is your warning. This is all you get. If this is something you can not handle, stay out. Do not enter and cry foul once you are killed. Our home is not a throughway to anywhere you need to be. You have no reason for being here, unless invited. You were warned. For those who think they can come under a protective spell to harass us, we shall simply pray to the Creators to remove you. The Undead are not welcome uninvited into your homes or camps, you are no longer welcome in ours.
Damien Sack
Good citizens of Ireem, I have the pleasure today of bringing you news of monumental import! Rarely does a story cross our desk that has the potential to effect so many.
*Editors Note: If someone would be so kind as to go to the Bedouin camp and read the story to them, I am sure they would be grateful.
This story begins last week. Damien Sack, the foul undead with large wings, attacked and captured the Knight Milua Schor. We all know Damien and the pleasure he takes in torturing innocent people so what follows should surprise no one. In his usual cruel manner he satisfied his blood lust. Slicing open Milly’s stomach he offered her innocent blood to Hora Ma. After that he tried to force Milly to drink his tainted blood as his undead minions watched and laughed. To complete his little ritual he drub Milly to an open fire and forced her face into the flames, Only the help of the city’s most skilled healers saved her life.
This dear readers is where the story takes a new turn. When she finally emerged from the hospital Milly had changed. Her anger for the Undead and those that torture innocent people had defined and focused her. She vowed that the Undead would finally be made to suffer the same treatment they so regularly dish out to others. Milly submitted her plans to our beloved Sultana for approval. It Is my great pleasure to report to you that The Sultana has given Milly her full support!
Her royal approval in hand Milly set out to begin setting things right. The first undead to feel this new justice was Loona (Gatha Loon). My wife and I just happened to be passing by the dungeon when the most awful scream reached our ears. With some difficulty I managed to convince Dinky that we should put off our trip to the bath house and see what was going on down there. Pouting as always Dinky followed me into the dungeon.
What we saw in that cold place will be forever etched into my memory. Milly stood guard, but allowed us to observe so that we might report to the city. Loona was bound to some sort of device in one of the cells. In the cell with her was Richard Braveheart. The things we witnessed are almost beyond description. I will just say that Dinky begged me to take her out of the dungeon when Richard began to slowly pull out Loona’s intestines.
It is clear that a new day has dawned in our beloved kingdom. No longer will the Knights stand by and let the foul undead have free reign. I for one say it is about time. The good people of this city have been forced to live in fear for far too long.
As always we here at The Chronicles try to bring you all sides of a story. That being the case I spoke to the Undead Una Flux who is well known to be Damien’s consort. I asked her what she thought of the new direction of the Knights. I will leave you with her comment….
Una Flux: about time someone has some balls in the knight's camp, too bad they aren't creative enough to think of their own tortures.. but is flattering really I suppose.. to be copied and then blamed for all the troubles in Ireem...
I hereby declare I was for sure not drunk !! - just sick - probably the rum wasn’t good anymore and I was suffering from that. Anyway, here is what I remember:
First Miss Teren Aridian was introduced, her whole appearance shiny and shimmery as she impressed our highness with her words. Explaining her „I had only wished to meet you and know whom I have to thank for such a lovely city in the sand." , the Sultana was more then pleased and thanked her for her kind words.
People of Ireem!
I personally think Sage is the champion of Ireem long enough now and it is time to have a new one ! So we want to have a tournament on Saturday, May 29th 2010 at 2 PM SLT.
When you want to fight for the title on that tournament and kick Sage from the throne, send me a message until May 27th !!
Lets see if she can defend her title !
Thank you all and I hope a lot people will fight on it and we will have a lot of fun!
Jordina McGinnis, Chief of the City Arena
Her Highness, Sultana Zanlu Heron, the Sun of Ireem, will be holding an Audience on Saturday, May 15 at 1 pm SLT.
It has been a long time since Sultana has held an audience, and there are many newcomers to Ireem as well as long-time citizens, and it is Her pleasure to meet with them.
You may ask a boon of Her Highness, or be pleased to be introduced to Her.
Please write to the Royal Secretary, Mirna Muggins, to attend this unique opportunity to meet with Her Highness.
By Order of Her Highness
Elysa Swansong, Royal Scribe
Chronicles Staff: What turns you on?
Jordina McGinnis: ooo the right man , on the right time , and on the right place
Chronicles Staff: What turns you off?
Jordina McGinnis: stupid guys with no ideas
Chronicles Staff: If you could have sex with anyone in Ireem who would it be?
Jordina McGinnis: Azrael our guard but he is too damn stupid to see who is who so I think he isn´t the right one.
Chronicles Staff:. Who in Ireem would you least like to have sex with?
Jordina McGinnis: Azrael coz he called me Damien pfft
Chronicles Staff: Tell us something embarrasing about yourself.
Jordina McGinnis: hey how it could happen?? * smiles like an evil
Lonesome Charisma, Commander of The Order of the Code Knights, would like to announce the promotion of a very loyal and brave knight, Milua "Milly" Schor to Captain.
Milly has earned this role with her continuous hard work in patrolling and defending the good people of Ireem day after day, no matter how many stand against her! She will hold this role alongside Lillie to ensure there is always someone to guide and assistance the brave knights, their allies, and the fine citizens of this grand city!
KEEP UP THE GREAT JOB MILLY!
If you possess honor, nobility, bravery, respect, and feel the need for a higher calling that will make a difference, than being a Knight of the Code is your DESTINY! To join or for more information do not hesitate to contact us !
Lonesome Charisma, Knights Leader "Order of the code"
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