The Ireem Chronicles

ELECTION: Candidate Statement from Eve (Physician office)

2012-01-28T08:17:00.000-08:00

My name is Eve, and most of you know me i think, but for those who dont, i would like to tell you a bit about myself. Since i came to Ireem, i saw many bloody fights, cruel punishments with whips on slaves for example and all forms of wounds. I always felt the urge to help. This is what made me learn how to use special herbs to cure illnesses or treat wounds. There has been a lot of knowledge

ARTICLE: Beduoins Spoken!

2012-01-28T08:16:00.000-08:00

BEDOUIN LEADER ANTAR REBUTS RECENT ALLEGATIONS! PROCLAIMS... THE TRUTH IS HIS SWORD!It's come to the Chronicles attention that Antar, leader of the Bedouins, has taken umbrage with recent articles published, that, in his perspective cast aspersions on the Bedouins. While validation of Antar's side of the dispute cannot be confirmed, the Chronicles has decided to at least give him the

NEWS: Knight was accused of cover up!

2012-01-24T16:10:00.000-08:00

The Chronicles reports that during the trial of Bradflea vs People last night, Knight Nino was accused of protecting his friend or paymaster by lying to other knights. Citizens of Ireem would recall that a few days ago the Knight HQ was burnt down. A suspect was arrested and it was Bradflea from the Desert Guards, henchman of the Bedouin's co-leader Eve. According to insider's source, Bradflea

NEWS: Knight Ehson was found attacking woman and lawyer

2012-01-24T14:57:00.000-08:00

The Chronicles was told that Knight Ehson, once a Beduoin clan Leader and found guilty of rape, was back to his old ways of attacking women again. Our source revealed that a lady was being beaten and whipped by Ehson. When she fought back in self defense, Ehson allegedly used his power as a knight to charge her with murder. What's more was when the victim of the crime hired a lawyer, Ehson

LETTER: Bedouins Leader protected arsonist in an apparent war against the City Knights!

2012-01-24T13:41:00.000-08:00

A letter was passed on to the Chronicles office a few days ago..... =============================== I've heard a lot about the recent struggle between the bedus and the knights. Today I've been a witness to an outstanding event which I would like to tell about. A bedu named Bradflea came to the knight's headquarter and ignited it on fire, luckilly, noone was inside at the time. He did that at

ELECTION: Candidate statement from Inara Sands (Physician)

2012-01-24T13:38:00.001-08:00

Good day to you, I am Inara Sands, Bedouin of the sands of Ireem.I will keep this short and simple, after having been braught here by slavers years ago, I came to study many skills that the city offers her people. Among these was a position at the clinic learning medicine and treatment. Now more than ever with the unrest that prevails within and without the city walls, healers are in dire need..

STATEMENT: A message from The Rat King

2012-01-22T12:26:00.000-08:00

The Chronicles office today received a scroll which contain a message from one of our knight, Sir Noctis of Ordo Nox. It was written on a leather parchment with some dark red ink...... ==================================== Chaos takes over the city, disorder came into the rows of knights. Seeing that happen, I felt the urge to explain my actions and my principles and to make them known to the

NEWS: Bedouins Riot?

2012-01-20T01:24:00.001-08:00

Bedouins Riot in the City? According to eye witness reports, a large number of Bedouins, who were led by their leader Antar, were seen attacking an unknown man in the middle of the city. It was then that one of our honorable knights came to the aid of the man and tried to diffuse the situation, reminding the Bedouins armed gang about the no weapon law in the city. Antar was seen turning to the

ARTICLE: Meeting of the Mers

2012-01-19T06:30:00.001-08:00

Return of the Fishes Day had broken when soon enough we hear the cry of Mer, yet this time, strangely, was not a cry for help from their beloved nemesis pirate-slavers, it was a rather melodic invitation to all for a gathering of sorts at the Isle of Mers. With the words "Curiosity Killed The Cat" nagging me at the back of my mind, i decided to make my way there in human form. Upon arrival, i

NEWS: The prizes are in!

2012-01-16T13:25:00.000-08:00

The Palace and Princess Page Siegel with Djinn Misfit Sonoran wish to send their gratitude for all who participated in the hunt for the 4 Elemental Cases and the Jade Heart. In speacial recognition for their valiant efforts in the search are: Random woman who found the Jade Heart and Earth Elemental. Mebo Grut found the Water and Fire Elemental & Jakub Despres found the Air elemental...

NEWS: Slavers leader got lost, and gagged!

2012-01-16T12:08:00.000-08:00

Am Demina shamed the slavers again! It was the last straw for Antar, the Beduoin leader, when another Bedu sister was captured by the slaver Am, mistreated by him, as is the norm for Am and sold at auction. Antar led his brothers and sisters in an attack that resulted in Am being cornered and captured by the bedu sister Eve. Dragging his sorry butt to the Bedu camp, Am was stripped naked,

ELECTION: Candidate Statement from Leah (Dolphin Baths)

2012-01-14T13:45:00.000-08:00

My name is Leah, although many of you may not know me well, my kind, the merfolk, have inhabited the waters around this desert place since the beginning of time. I carry ancient wisdom of the mystical healing properties of water passed down to me from my people. If given the chance to run the Dolphin Baths, it would be my pleasure to share my knowledge with the city’s inhabitants. All will be

NEWS: The Search is now ON!

2012-01-11T11:39:00.000-08:00

Searching for a release of Sonoran and Princess Page Siegel from the Magic of the Bottle which has them both bound together!With the combined effort of Indi Queen of the Djinn Misfits & Kai Magi Leader they found an ancient scroll that speaks of a great battlle when the Ancient Palace was destroyed ... but the war was won. In this scroll it speaks of many who paid the ultimate sacrifice

NEWS: Thou shalt not touch the bottle

2012-01-11T00:06:00.000-08:00

Princess Page was given an enchanted bottle for a show she was working on ..The enchantment on the bottle was to allow her to go in and out of the bottle ... Princess Page was in the bottle when Ehson came in the Arabesque Cafe. When he touched the bottle and took/stole it something happened and the spirit of the Djinn [Sonoran] awoke ... When summoned from the bottle by the new Master of the

ELECTION: Candidate Statement from Alreania DaSilva

2012-01-10T23:57:00.000-08:00

Vote Alreania DaSilva For Dolphin Baths After a long hard battle you will need a place to relax. If I own the baths you will be enveloped in the hot steam as you enter, and attended to in the most pleasurable manner by the sexy youthful women I will hire. Imagine your tense body rippling as skilled hands massage and rub their way over your body. Relaxation whenever you need it is a firm reason

CLAN STATEMENT: The Knight of Nox

2012-01-04T13:55:00.000-08:00

~Nox~We of Nox work from the darkness and shadow in order to serve the light,for there can not be one with out the other .The Knights of the Nox clan do not shudder in fear of the Night..We embrace this as our element. Those who join together to work towards our goalswill be a part of a richly diverse Team.There are those who preach Darkness is evil and to be reviled.But with out Dark there is

COLUMN: Gossips Goats - The Return

2012-01-04T02:02:00.000-08:00

The Return of the GoatsJust because we have been quiet, it doesn’t mean we haven’t been watching, Citizens of Ireem. And fear not, the Goats are not only still here. But we also have some of the hottest and juiciest stories and gossips for you.Yes, that’s right. Despite all the rumours and, ironically enough, gossips about who we are or whether we have been murder, we can confirm to our dear

Dear Granny.......

2012-01-04T00:04:00.000-08:00

Dear Granny I am living with a man whose wife just left him a few months ago. They have a daughter and son together but she ran away with them. I have been seeing him in secret behind his wife for over a year anyway, but the problem is that I am still jealous of her. He talked about their children all the time and always going on about the nice time they have together. Is that normal? I

ELECTION: Candidate statement from Najah Gharam "Dolorific Resident" (House of Pleasure)

2012-01-02T08:12:00.000-08:00

Dearest Ireemians,I humbly come before you to kindly request your vote in the election for the position of Mistress at the wonderful House of Pleasure.The months of inactivity at my place of work have been difficult to sit back and endure, however upon discovering the elections would be opening up, I leaped at the first chance I had to sign up.. Hoping and dreaming I would soon have the

ELECTION: Candidate statement from Fateema (Dolphin Baths)

2012-01-02T04:19:00.001-08:00

Candidate Statement from Fateema===================================The Dolphin Baths are an oft neglected yet supreme resource in Ireem. Our citizens are constantly on alert for random attacks and yes even wars between clans and groups. Why to stay refreshed ~ in good muscle tone and alert ~ the Baths and Expert Massages are a necessity here!Every man , woman and creature is constantly vigilant,

ARTICLE: Azeem

2011-12-21T11:07:00.000-08:00

An article by submitted by Azeem Amīrah 'Cathereine Night'==============================Who Are The Azeem - What Do We Stand For?We are the Azeem, true and noble knights based on fairness, justice, and chivalry as true knights of the old code. For those who did not know Azeem means Defenders, a fitting name for how we serve the Sultana and her citizens in the Jewel of the Desert that is Ireem.Our

NEWS: The end of the war (for now)

2011-12-21T10:56:00.000-08:00

An update of the latest war betwen Beduoins and Slavers, kindly provided to the Chronicles by Eve Forgraine, a Beduoins Commander.============================The first battle of the Slaver Bedu war is over after much blood of both sides was spread across the sands... First round was a raid on the smelly slaver camp. While bedouins fought bravely the slavers were hiding behind their girls, peeing

ELECTION: Candidate statement from Aleyah (Butcher)

2011-12-14T17:19:00.000-08:00

I'm asking for the votes of the Ireemians as one of the undead that is running for the positon. I'm an honest hard working sweet little brat I mean girl..... okay lets just leave it at sweet.I spend many hours on the sand and believe a job such as this would be good for me and keep my mind and body occupied. I can wield a hacksaw and axe as good as the rest of them... with actual dead carcases

CAFE ELECTION: Princess Page

2011-12-14T15:40:00.000-08:00

The Arabesque Cafe is one of the oldest and finest Cafe's in all of Ireem. As an owner I would endeaver to preserve our rich dance cultural heritage.With my Bedouin upbringing I am able to teach such dances which have been passed down through the generations. Dances that are meant to entice the senses and awaken the sensual desires of all who are watching. I will have events that will allow our

ELECTION: Candidate statement from Francois Arai (Cafe)

2011-12-13T13:08:00.000-08:00

Clearig his voiceI would like to see the arabesque be a place of enjoyment , parties, and wonderful events costume nights, contests, dancers, drinking.I'm open to ideas and suggestions.Together lets' make this a fun place where all can kick back, relax hear some gossip or even create some gossip.Open to all no matter their race, social status, or even if theyre alive or undead

ELECTION: Candidate statement from Corsair Wolfhunter (Butcher)

2011-12-11T05:00:00.000-08:00

Cor's charter to the butcher shop for the chronicles. Salaam people of Ireem, you have long been without present manaagement of the butcher shop for too long, and as only an undead knows of how to properly rend flesh from bone. I present myself, Cor as the most qualified candidate to run the shop.As a matter of policy you can rest assured there will be no rats in the meat and only fresh flesh

NEWS: Discord among the Palace Guard and the Knights!

2011-12-06T13:35:00.000-08:00

A scroll was dropped to the Chronicles office at the middle of the night, signed by Palace Guard Cathereine Night. In the absence of the editor, the printing staff decided to print the letter in its entirety:****************************************We need a new Knight Leader!The Knights Leadership has died and crimes are going unpunished!There is 3 or 4 Knights actually technically "active".. 2

ANNOUNCEMENT: Royal Engagement!

2011-12-05T14:29:00.000-08:00

The Royal Palace cordially invites you by decree of Her Imperial Highness Sultana Zanlu of Ireem to celebrate in the Royal Engagement Ceremony for Prince Falcon and Princess Alexia.The party will be held in the Ireem Palace Court on Saturday December 10, 2011 at 12:00 Noon SLT (Formal Attire is Required)

ARTICLE: The wedding of Stella and Nino

2011-12-03T19:35:00.000-08:00

Nino and Stella -Two of Ireem's Esteemed Citizens Marry with a Spectacular Ceremony and CelebrationIt was the most anticipated event of the season when on November 15th Nino, a distinguished Archon of the Kingdom, and the lovely Stella, Bas Gedikly of the harem and owner of the Blue Lagoon, were married by none other than our own beloved Sultana on the most beautiful day imaginable for such a

COMMERICAL: The House of Pleasure

2011-12-01T10:55:00.000-08:00

(pic left, Morg Fang)(pic right, Fay)Greetings fair peoples of the sands and City .. id like to take a small bit of your time to introduce you to 2 of the fair flowers currently serving in the House of Pleasure .These 2 enthusiastic and eager girls are waiting for a patron.. that special person on whom ( for a time ) they can lavish all the suculent and visseral carnal pleasures any being could

NEWS: A letter to the Bedouins, from Am!

2011-11-30T14:06:00.000-08:00

If anyone need a motivation to hunt the Slaver Leader and his woman Mebo, here is an open letter that he sent to the Bedouins:**************************************Dear Antar,I am sorry to hear you are disappointed of our treatment towards some of your tribe members. Nevertheless, you need to subscribe that bedouin girls indeed are very good slave material and it would be a waste of their beauty

NEWS: Hunt the Slaver Am!

2011-11-30T13:41:00.000-08:00

Open slaver hunt!Our bedouin leader, Antar asked for a meeting of all bedouins to discuss the recent incident with the slaver Am and Mebo, who captured several times bedouin women.After a letter which Antar send to Am, as a warning, asking him to stop, Am send one back.Am offerd "peace" if we hand him over bedouin girls on a weekly basis, which rather seemed like a joke, making fun of us.In the

NEWS: Bedouins Answered, and the plot is thicken!

2011-11-23T01:23:00.000-08:00

Our reporter has received a letter from the Leader of the Bedouins which addressed the recent situation of the co-leader Ehson Miles and his conviction of rape. Here is the letter in full, un-edited (bar the deletion of one name regarding a woman who issued an gagging order.... and don't ask us what she is busy gagging on) :=============================To my people the proud Bedouins In regard

ARTICLE: The Bedouins Question

2011-11-16T07:27:00.000-08:00

Bedouins in Turmoil! New Leader is having his work cut out for him. Fresh from electing a new leader, and a recent declaration of alliance with the Magi, the Bedouins are suffering from a number of setbacks. On that outlook, their new leader Antar (Bero) is a well respected man to many, who had kept a good relation with the City and the Palace, while also being known for his loyalty to the clan

ELECTION: Candidate statement from Maori Aella Falconer

2011-11-14T09:57:00.001-08:00

Salaam people of Ireem,I bid you good tidings! My name is Maori Aella Falconer. I am new to Ireem but seek to make a name for myself and help insure that fortune always smiles on the people of the sands by owning The Slavers Inn!Since Aye be a wee Lass, I have helped brew the finest rum, created the best ale, pressed the finest wines, and haggled to find the best that the Bazaars have to offer.As

EVENT: Blood In The Sands

2011-11-09T16:00:00.001-08:00

Halloween Party at KoS 2 was a hit for all!

2011-11-01T03:39:00.000-07:00

The citizens of Ireem were treated to a spectacular Haloween Party on Saturday the 29th of October sponsored by Icy Aura, owner of the Blue Parrot and Staff. All of Ireem were invited as everyone donned their favorite goulish outfits and danced to the music provided by DJ Ehson. All animosities were forgotten as the party heated up in many ways.. including a mock burning at the stake! It was a

Leadership Statement from Antar

2011-10-25T09:48:00.000-07:00

As the elections narrow down, we hear from Antar (bero Kingmaker) of the Bedouin, with his words on his journey to become leader.Unlike many who discovered Ireem in their travels, Bero is a life long resident being born in the deserts of Ireem. He is the descendant of generations of brave and respected Bedouin fighters. In his words, "I am true to the core Bedouin."He has seen many generations

Pleasant news from the Physician's Office

2011-10-23T19:31:00.000-07:00

The staff at the Chronicles are happy to share this occasion passed to us from Dr. Anna.Be it known to all citizens of Ireem:Scalia (arian beresford) gave live birth to triplet girls on this day of October 23, 2011 in the following order:Desi at 12:30pmJessie at 12:51pmScalia at 1:14pmIn attendance were the father Kingcool, Nightmare Rain performing security, Patience as assitant, and Dr. Anna

Announcement from the new Blue Lagoon Cafe Managers!

2011-10-23T12:57:00.000-07:00

After the voting, we are pleased to bring you this statement from the new owners of the Blue Lagoon Cafe.Salaam Citizens of Ireem! The Blue Lagoon Cafe is now under a new management! Thanks to all the good people that trusted in me and went there to vote. My co-manager, the beautiful Azar Elkayam and I will make sure to offer a good entertaining service to our beloved citizens of Ireem and

ELECTION (Slavers): Candidate Statement from Awesome Boosome Nento Rae

2011-10-20T12:33:00.000-07:00

To all good pirates!Over the past three years I have bled for my kind. I have seen us go from a strong tight knit group that fights together, captures together, and drinks together to the state we're in now. The family days are dead. We are so spread across the board from piss poor leadership and weak noob fighters that it's time to cut out the fat and unite. I say "Fuck the clans!" I'm

ELECTION (Fatted Calf Owner): Candidate Statement from Cathereine Night

2011-10-20T11:54:00.001-07:00

Vote Cathereine Night for The Fatted Calf!----------------------------------------------------Do you like to actually do more than eat and drink when you go to a tavern?Do you want to party and have a good time for once?Then vote in Cathereine Night for The Fatted Calf and let the party begin!My name is Cathereine and I am newer to Ireem but rest assured this will not be the last you hear of me.

ELECTION (Fatted Calf Owner): Candidate Statement from Jigoku Magic

2011-10-19T23:58:00.001-07:00

Jigoku Magic for Fatted Calf Owner!I know what you're thinking... Where have you been, Jig? And the answer is simple. I've been traveling the globe for the newest and best recipes. Aye that's right, Jig here is a foodie. I've brought back many spices from my travels and have a new spin on old recipes. IF you vote for me to be the next owner of The Fatted Calf, I won't let you down!I'm back and

ANNOUNCEMENT:House of Pleasure

2011-10-19T00:35:00.002-07:00

The Ireem House Of Pleasure is looking for one good Man, or Woman.Due to the untimely demise of the last co-master. Darth one eye ( jeb ) .. there is a vacancy in management.Are you a sexually open minded person.. that gets pleasure from helping others find there's?Are you able to host classes in various subjects that the IHOP supports? ...such as:How to be pleasing ... How to be an effective

ELECTION (Magi): Candidate statement with Peter

2011-10-19T00:35:00.001-07:00

Greetings Magi of Ireem, citizens, and other entities named or otherwise,I am Peter Gunther Hausmann the Sixth, current Administrator of the Tower of Magi. In interest of pursuing my continued position of Magi Leader, I am writing to endorse my candidacy of Magi Administrator, and defend against the various attacks made upon me concerning my time in the tower.When I was elected to me Magi leader,

ELECTION (Magi): Candidate Interview with Zami

2011-10-18T16:02:00.000-07:00